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- A Commemoration Of Destruction
| - Destroy the small park statue.
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- A Monument Of Destruction
| - Destroy the central city statue.
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| - Unlock all the characters.
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| - Use the turret to eliminate thirty threats to the Little Girl.
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| - Kill 20 children using presents.
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| - Nuke the city as the Broker.
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| - Tear 25 people a new one with Iggy's chainsaw.
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| - Explode ten cars in a row.
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| - Explode five cars in a row.
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| - Explode two cars in a row.
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| - Nuke the city as the Clown.
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| - Destroy 20 cop cars using Iggy's balloons.
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| - Make ten policemen your followers at the same time.
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| - Nuke the city as the Cosmonaut.
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| - Kill 25 metalheads with the sword of virginity.
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| - Kill thirty moms with the katana as the Little Girl.
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| - Make policemen destroy a police car.
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| - Make a police car drive over three policemen one after the other.
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| - Nuke the city as the Girl.
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| - Avoid damage 10 times using Iggy's special jump.
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| - Nuke the city as the Hot-Dog guy.
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| - Get busted ten times as any character.
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| - Smash twenty ATM's as the Broker.
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| - Kill 40 people using the sled strike.
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- License and registration please
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| - Set 25 firemen on fire using the Cosmonaut's molotov.
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| - Destroy ten vehicles using a vehicle as the Broker.
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| - Enlist twenty strangers in your Maniac Work.
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| - Enlist fifty strangers in your Maniac Work.
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| - Kill a total of fifty people using Santa's bag of gifts.
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| - Electrocute 25 gangsters with the stun gun.
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- Santa Claus is coming to town
| - Destroy ten cars using Santa's presents.
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| - Enlist ten strangers in your Maniac Work.
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| - As Iggy the Clown kill hundred Cops in the game.
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| - Set 20 hot dog stands on fire with the Hotdog Guy's flamethrower.
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- You're on the Naughty List
| - Destroy five school buses using Santa's little helpers.
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