| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| A Commemoration Of Destruction | Destroy the small park statue. | 20
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| A Monument Of Destruction | Destroy the central city statue. | 15
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| All characters unlocked | Unlock all the characters. | 20
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| Babysitter | Use the turret to eliminate thirty threats to the Little Girl. | 20
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| Bad Santa | Kill 20 children using presents. | 20
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| Blue Collar Madness | Steal a forklift. | 20
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| Broker Nuke | Nuke the city as the Broker. | 20
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| Broker unlocked | Unlock a new character. | 20
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| But I Poop From There! | Tear 25 people a new one with Iggy's chainsaw. | 20
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| Carnival Of Death | Steal a bumper car. | 20
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| Chain Explosion x10 | Explode ten cars in a row. | 20
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| Chain Explosion x5 | Explode five cars in a row. | 0
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| Chain Explosion | Explode two cars in a row. | 20
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| Clown Nuke | Nuke the city as the Clown. | 10
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| Clown unlocked | Unlock a new character. | 20
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| Clowning Around | Destroy 20 cop cars using Iggy's balloons. | 20
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| Corrupted | Make ten policemen your followers at the same time. | 20
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| Cosmonaut Nuke | Nuke the city as the Cosmonaut. | 10
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| Cosmonaut unlocked | Unlock a new character. | 20
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| Dark Wings of Steel | Kill 25 metalheads with the sword of virginity. | 20
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| Delinquent | Kill thirty moms with the katana as the Little Girl. | 20
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| Flat Earth | Steal a roller. | 20
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| Formula One | Steal a F1 car. | 20
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| Friendly fire 2 | Make policemen destroy a police car. | 0
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| Friendly fire | Make a police car drive over three policemen one after the other. | 20
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| Girl Nuke | Nuke the city as the Girl. | 10
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| Girl unlocked | Unlock a new character. | 20
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| Ground Zero | Steal a bulldozer. | 20
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| Homey Don't Play That | Avoid damage 10 times using Iggy's special jump. | 20
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| Hot-Dog Nuke | Nuke the city as the Hot-Dog guy. | 10
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| Hot-dog unlocked | Unlock a new character. | 20
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| Infamous | Get busted ten times as any character. | 20
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| Insider Trading | Smash twenty ATM's as the Broker. | 20
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| Jet Captain | Steal a jet. | 20
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| Let It Snow | Kill 40 people using the sled strike. | 20
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| License and registration please | Steal a cop car. | 10
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| Little Boys Dream | Steal a firetruck. | 20
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| Little Green Men | Steal a flying saucer. | 10
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| Lunacy | Set 25 firemen on fire using the Cosmonaut's molotov. | 20
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| Market Crash | Destroy ten vehicles using a vehicle as the Broker. | 20
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| Messiah x2 | Enlist twenty strangers in your Maniac Work. | 10
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| Messiah x5 | Enlist fifty strangers in your Maniac Work. | 10
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| Military Property | Steal a LAV. | 20
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| Need for speed | Drive at least 200mph. | 20
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| Not so Holy Night | Kill a total of fifty people using Santa's bag of gifts. | 20
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| Old MacDonald's | Steal a tractor. | 20
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| Original Gangster | Electrocute 25 gangsters with the stun gun. | 20
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| Private War | Steal a tank. | 20
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| Santa Claus is coming to town | Destroy ten cars using Santa's presents. | 20
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| Santa Nuke | Nuke the city as Santa. | 20
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| Sky Captain | Steal a helicopter. | 20
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| The Messiah | Enlist ten strangers in your Maniac Work. | 25
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| Upperclass Madness | Steal a golfcart. | 20
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| We live in a society | As Iggy the Clown kill hundred Cops in the game. | 20
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| Well Done | Set 20 hot dog stands on fire with the Hotdog Guy's flamethrower. | 20
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| You're on the Naughty List | Destroy five school buses using Santa's little helpers. | 20
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