| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| - Destroy all the engines on the airship. (Are you not afraid to fall?)
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| - Finish a level without remaining idle for a total of 1 minute.
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| - Destroy all the doors on "Tower".
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- Anyway, I Started Blastin'
| - Take the first shot in the game.
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| - Complete "Tower" on any difficulty.
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| - Complete "Base" on any difficulty.
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| - Defeat the Monster House on "City" without destroying more than one Meat Generator.
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| - Defeat the Monster House on "City" after destroying all four Meat Generators.
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| - Defeat the Meat Prophet on "Moon" without destroying any of the eyeball turrets.
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| - Get to the "Game Over" screen for the first time. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.
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| - Defeat the Iron Meat on "Moon Base" on any difficulty.
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| - Complete "City" within 10 minutes on Hard difficulty.
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| - Defeat the three Meat Bulbs on "Tower" without getting hit by a yellow light pillar.
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| - Finish "Forest" without letting any friendly items from allies touch the ground.
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| - Destroy every letter on the "LEVEL CLEAR" sign.
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| - Remain idle for one minute on "Moon" with Earth visible in the background.
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| - Complete "Moon" on any difficulty.
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| - Escape the collapsing Moon Base within 40 seconds.
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| - Complete "Train" without destroying any boxes.
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| - Complete "Forest" without destroying any Meat turrets.
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| - On "City", destroy the first Meat Car without letting a Sniper shoot.
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| - Complete every level in the game with the "Sasha" Skin.
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| - Defeat Yuri Markov without jumping to any of the left side bodies.
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| - Complete "Sky" on any difficulty.
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| - Earn every other Achievement in the game.
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- Strolling Through the Forest
| - Complete "Forest" on any difficulty.
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| - Complete "City" on any difficulty.
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| - Escape the Moon Base as it's exploding.
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- The Results of My Training
| - Complete "Tower" on Normal or higher difficulty without losing a single life.
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| - Complete "Skyscraper" on any difficulty.
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| - Beat the game on any difficulty.
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| - Destroy a full Meat Chain on "Tower".
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| - Complete "Train" on any difficulty.
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| - You fail to escape the collapsing Moon Base.
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