| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| - Don't call it a book club.
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- Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood
| - Preach free market for 9 times.
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| - Hit an all time low with Kim.
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- Biggest Communism Builder
| - Employ critical theory 9 times.
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- Committee of la Responsabilité
| - Someone should do something about this.
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- Enemy Of The Physical Realm
| - Bang up 5 inanimate objects.
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- Expert Advanced Remote Viewer
| - See beyond the veil 6 times.
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- Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel
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| - Really get Kim to trust you.
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| - Pour one out for social democracy.
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- Hyperstellar Law Official
| - Say 7 deranged superstar lines.
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- Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth
| - Apologize 10 (!!!) times.
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| - Yack about machines 4 times.
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| - Here, just have one, they're free.
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| - Every day you're husslin'...
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- Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi
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- The Figurines Won't Win Her Back
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| - You can still move your face with your fingers.
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| - Say you're the law 7 times.
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- The Most Honourable Cop in The Land
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- The Opener Of The Eighth Seal
| - Warn them of the coming end 8 times.
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- The World's Most Laughable Centrist
| - Defend the political centre 7 times.
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- Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"
| - Say 10 "traditionalist" things.
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| - Say 7 incredibly boring things.
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- Venture into the HARDCORE
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| - Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
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