| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Avowed Inframaterialist | Don't call it a book club. | 30
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| Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood | Preach free market for 9 times. | 20
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| Baddest Of the Bad Cops | Hit an all time low with Kim. | 20
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| Biggest Communism Builder | Employ critical theory 9 times. | 20
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| Committee of la Responsabilité | Someone should do something about this. | 30
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| Enemy Of The Physical Realm | Bang up 5 inanimate objects. | 30
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| Expert Advanced Remote Viewer | See beyond the veil 6 times. | 20
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| Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel | Suit up. Head to toe. | 30
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| Goodest Of The Good Cops | Really get Kim to trust you. | 20
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| Hardie's Heroes | Pour one out for social democracy. | 30
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| Hyperstellar Law Official | Say 7 deranged superstar lines. | 20
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| Il Coppo Del'Arte! | Say 5 Art Cop lines. | 20
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| Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth | Apologize 10 (!!!) times. | 20
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| Massive Torque Dork | Yack about machines 4 times. | 20
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| Medal dispenser | Here, just have one, they're free. | 30
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| Networthy Individual | Every day you're husslin'... | 30
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| Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi | Precinct 57's finest. | 70
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| The Figurines Won't Win Her Back | They do nothing. | 30
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| The Icebreaker | You can still move your face with your fingers. | 30
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| The Lawbringer | Say you're the law 7 times. | 20
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| The Most Honourable Cop in The Land | Gather 11 honour points. | 30
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| The Opener Of The Eighth Seal | Warn them of the coming end 8 times. | 30
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| The World's Most Laughable Centrist | Defend the political centre 7 times. | 20
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| Truly Rabid "Traditionalist" | Say 10 "traditionalist" things. | 30
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| Unbelievably Boring F**k | Say 7 incredibly boring things. | 20
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| Venture into the HARDCORE | Godspeed. | 20
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| What body? | Solve the case without even inspecting the body. | 30
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