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- Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down
| - Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK.
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| - Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon.
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| - Collect all Alien Artifacts.
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| - Destroy a tool in Bay City.
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| - Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch.
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| - Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima.
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| - Destroy a majestic presence in Albion.
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- Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel
| - Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling.
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| - Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
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| - Rifle through your Furonigami collection.
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| - Throw a cop through a donut with PK.
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| - Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion.
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| - Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber.
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- Gotta Catch All the Pop Art
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- Hidden Human Hive Harvest
| - Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map.
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- Higher Than the Futen Zoku
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- I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima
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| - S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption.
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| - Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima.
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- Lie Back and Think of Albion
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| - Destroy the crab behind the curtain.
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| - Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it.
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| - Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body.
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| - Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam.
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| - S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption.
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| - Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row.
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| - Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone.
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- Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2
| - Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone.
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| - Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle.
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| - Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone.
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| - S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption.
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- The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska!
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| - Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)
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| - S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption.
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| - Demolish a public toilet on each map.
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| - S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption.
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| - Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades.
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| - Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart.
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| - Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska.
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