| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Against All Odds | Complete all odd jobs. | 30
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| Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down | Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK. | 15
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| Arkvoodle Doodle | Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon. | 30
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| Arty Facts | Collect all Alien Artifacts. | 30
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| Bodied Sattva | Destroy a tool in Bay City. | 15
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| Cult Following | Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch. | 15
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| Deincarnated | Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima. | 15
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| Die Nasty | Destroy a majestic presence in Albion. | 15
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| Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel | Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling. | 15
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| Dusted | Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E. | 15
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| Earthly Pleasures | Rifle through your Furonigami collection. | 15
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| Fly Me to the Moon Base | Invade Solaris. | 15
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| Forbidden Donut | Throw a cop through a donut with PK. | 15
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| Freshly Squeezed | Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion. | 15
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| Furon Fashion | Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber. | 15
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| Gotta Catch All the Pop Art | Collect all posters. | 30
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| Hidden Human Hive Harvest | Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map. | 15
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| Higher Than the Futen Zoku | Ascend Takoshima Tower. | 30
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| I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima | Invade Takoshima. | 15
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| If You Know What I Mean | S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption. | 15
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| Kaijuiced | Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima. | 30
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| Lie Back and Think of Albion | Invade Albion. | 15
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| Lobster Blisque | Destroy the crab behind the curtain. | 100
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| Mash Machine | Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it. | 15
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| Ouch of Body Experience | Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body. | 15
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| PK Slam Dunk | Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam. | 30
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| Path of the Furon | S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption. | 15
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| Perfect Probulator | Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row. | 15
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| Pimp My Raid | Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone. | 15
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| Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2 | Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone. | 15
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| Rock of the Bay | Invade Bay City. | 15
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| Scuttled | Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle. | 15
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| Shop Til They Drop | Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone. | 15
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| Steezy Down the Spine | S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption. | 15
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| The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska! | Invade Tunguska. | 15
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| The Optional Mandate | Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to) | 90
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| This Is Earth Radio | Collect all songs. | 30
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| To Russia With Love | S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption. | 15
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| Toilet Break | Demolish a public toilet on each map. | 30
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| Trans-Siberian Express | S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption. | 15
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| Transmitting From Sol-3 | Phone home. | 30
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| Ultimate Smoothie | Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades. | 30
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| Upgreatest | Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart. | 30
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| Yettisoned | Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska. | 15
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