Travel down the coast and start the "Infiltration" quest. Find the man with a catapult. Ride the catapult into Twistram, then travel up the hill to Twistram Cathedral and enter. Headbutt the altar to move it out of the way. Follow the secret passage that is revealed to enter the church basement. Enter the swirling purple portal at the end of the hall to teleport to the "Not So Secret Cow Farm", where laser eye cows are walking on two legs. You can also find the Cow King in this area. The cow level and the reference to "Tristram" are both related to the Diablo series.
Easy "Big In Japan" achievement
Find the Whiplash obstacle course. Get to the top of the ladder with the "Start" banner. A message stating that whiplash has started will appear. Go through the obstacles without falling in the water. You can restart if you fall by going to the "Start" point again. Consider using Sky Goat, Angel Goat, or a similar mutator that allows you to glide in the air to avoid falling. Avoid the following hidden traps:
Do not stand in the center of the top of the white pillar with the red "pillows". There is a trapdoor directly underneath that will throw you into the water.
The second orange wall block is a trapdoor that will try to throw you to the left.
The red floor block just before the spinning bar will hit you into the air above the spinning bar. However, be careful with the last orange wall block at the top. If you reach it, it is a trap-door. It has no effect if you are gliding.
The third pillar right after the orange wall will bump you into the air as soon as you step on it.
Easy "Boat Ride" achievement
Travel to "Twistram", then jump into the boat found at the northeastern part of the town to get the "Boat Ride" achievement.
Easy "Butthurt" achievement
While playing as the Tank class, get close to a medium to large sized group of enemies and repeatedly press [Action].
Easy "Don't Starve" achievement
Start at the mall. Eat the apples at the store, then go to the bathrooms and eat the steaks from the men's room. On the right side of the mall is a container with bananas and some fruits. Next, go to the barn behind the mall and eat the pumpkins to the left of the Goat SimSim. Go to the field to find some vegetables behind the barn. Finally, you can find two shops at the beach with some food.
Easy "Elfstreet Boys" achievement
Travel to the elf village, then go to the house to the right to find a group of elves singing badly. Stand near them and press [Baa] to get the "Elfstreet Boys" achievement.
Easy "ExcaliGoat" achievement
Travel to "Alvesta", and go towards the quest giver for the "Trees aren't gonna hug themselves" quest. To the north is a large tree, with a sword in a stone under it. Lick the sword and walk away as far as possible. The sword will eventually dislodge itself from the stone, and you will get the "ExcaliGoat" achievement.
Easy "Goat From Above" achievement
Select the Prototype Goat from the Mutator selection menu before starting a game. Play the "Outbreak" map, and go to the mall due to the large number of zombies. Wait for at least five zombies to group around you, then jump and activate your special attack while in mid-air to get the "Goat From Above" achievement.
Easy "Hang Tight" achievement
It is recommended to do this in Pre-Outbreak because of hunger. Also, get the Anti-Gravity Goat mutator and the Sky Goat mutator. Begin the game, then jump and fly directly upwards with a parachute. Perform a forward or backward flip to get rid of the parachute, then continue going up. Activate the parachute again, and turn off anti-gravity. Wait one minute in the air until you get the "Hang Tight" achievement.
Easy "I Am Goat" achievement
Select Pre-Outbreak mode to avoid dying due to the amount of time required. Starting from the church, travel down the hill and go directly towards the barns to your left. You should find a pen with goats. Jump inside. You are in the correct area if you cannot jump, are slow, and defecate in rapid succession. Remain there for five minutes to get the "I Am Goat" achievement.
Easy "Look At It Go!" achievement
Select the Voodoo mutator and play in Post-Outbreak mode. Go to the mall to find some zombies. Activate your special power, then touch four zombies at the same time to get the "Look At It Go!" achievement.
Easy "Masterchef" achievement
Locate Voodoo Island in Pre-Outbreak mode. To do this, drop into the large black hole in the ground next to the barn, where the alien and some protesters are found. You will reappear on the wooden platform slightly to the left from the way up there. Jump to the adjacent platform and then to the flat rocks to go up from there. Look for the island with a head on it, then travel there. Once on the island, go up to find a giant cauldron with green bubbles. Drag one of the island's inhabitants into that cauldron to get the "Masterchef" achievement.
Easy "Music Non Stop" achievement
Go where the river starts, to the west of the "Snowflake Factory" and to the south of "Goatshire". Locate an NPC named Alice lying down in front of a tree. On the opposite side of that tree is a hole. Fall down into the hole to get the "Music Non Stop" achievement.
Easy "Old Goat" achievement
Travel to the northwest of the map through the beach, then go up the Old Goat Pass and onto Old Goat Mountain. Find the door to the east with a horse running in front of it. Enter the door and get past the traps to find Old Goat and get the "Old Goat" achievement.
From the Snowflake Factory, go up the hill to the Adventure's Path and follow it to Goatshire. Find the path behind the cottages in the town that travels up a hill next to a waterfall. Follow it to the top of the falls to find a blue bouncy mushroom. In this area is large tree in the dead end corner, with a woman in a blue dress nearby. Move around the tree to find a small rabbit hole. Drop inside to find the hidden soundboard room.
Complete the following achievements to unlock Microsoft Gamerscore points.
| Achievement | How to unlock
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- A new challenger has appeared (15 points)
| - Clear 25 survival quests in one game.
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| - Beat the whiplash course without getting wet.
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| - Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
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| - Eat 50 food items in one game.
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- Elfstreet Boys (100 points)
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| - Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator.
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- Goat from above (30 points)
| - Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive.
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| - Unlock the gravity goat mutator.
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| - Paraglide in the air for 1 minute.
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| - Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes.
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- Look at it go! (15 points)
| - Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb.
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- Love or Hate? (15 points)
| - Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
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| - Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible.
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| - Unlock the mermaid mutator.
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- Music Non Stop (90 points)
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| - Get deviously trapped again.
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| - OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
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- Shattered dreams (30 points)
| - Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game.
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- Steal the Show (30 points)
| - Do a card trick at the magician.
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| - Craft all items in one game.
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- Survive for your life (30 points)
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- The Charter Trip (30 points)
| - Visit all zones on the MMO level.
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- The Goa'th amendment (30 points)
| - Craft all the weapons in one game.
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- The Icelandic Experience (30 points)
| - It never erupts when you want it to.
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| - Kill 7 zombies with one minifun.
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| - Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool.
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| - Unlock the wheel of time mutator.
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