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| A new challenger has appeared (15 points) | Clear 25 survival quests in one game.
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| Big in Japan (30 points) | Beat the whiplash course without getting wet.
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| Boat Ride (15 points) | Enjoy your trip.
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| Butthurt (90 points) | Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
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| Don't starve (30 points) | Eat 50 food items in one game.
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| Elfstreet Boys (100 points) | Baa with the choir.
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| Excalitgoat (15 points) | Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator.
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| Goat from above (30 points) | Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive.
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| Gravity Goat (90 points) | Unlock the gravity goat mutator.
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| Hang tight (30 points) | Paraglide in the air for 1 minute.
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| I am Goat (30 points) | Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes.
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| Jörgen (15 points) | Jörgen.
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| Look at it go! (15 points) | Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb.
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| Love or Hate? (15 points) | Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
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| Masterchef (15 points) | Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible.
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| Mermaid Goat (15 points) | Unlock the mermaid mutator.
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| Music Non Stop (90 points) | Jump on the launchpad.
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| Not Again (15 points) | Get deviously trapped again.
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| Old Goat (30 points) | OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
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| Shattered dreams (30 points) | Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game.
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| Steal the Show (30 points) | Do a card trick at the magician.
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| Survivalist (15 points) | Craft all items in one game.
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| Survive for your life (30 points) | Survive 10 days.
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| The Charter Trip (30 points) | Visit all zones on the MMO level.
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| The Goa'th amendment (30 points) | Craft all the weapons in one game.
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| The Icelandic Experience (30 points) | It never erupts when you want it to.
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| Too much fun (30 points) | Kill 7 zombies with one minifun.
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| Voluntary QA (30 points) | Trash the server room.
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| Warm bath (30 points) | Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool.
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| Wheel Goat (30 points) | Unlock the wheel of time mutator.
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