Press Left(2), Right, Left, Circle at the "Episode Select" menu.
Enter an obscenity as your name, when either being the only player or when other players select "I Don't Care" as their name. Cookie will say "Oh, I see what you tried to do there..." and rename your player to a new name.
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| - Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points.
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- Always a Bridesmaid (Bronze)
| - Come in second place 5 times in online games.
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| - Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73.
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| - Get 10 animal questions correct.
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| - Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game.
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- Birth Certificate (Bronze)
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| - Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack.
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| - Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds.
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- Consolation Trophy (Silver)
| - Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.
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| - Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
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- DisOrDat Destroyer (Bronze)
| - Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly.
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- DisOrDat Participation Award (Bronze)
| - Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
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- Discovered Gauntlet of Fire (Bronze)
| - Find the very important gauntlet of fire.
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- Film In Your Brain (Bronze)
| - Get 10 movie questions correct.
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- Genius for a Day (Silver)
| - Score at least $30,000 above your average.
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- Incurable Hoarder (Silver)
| - Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack.
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- It's Just More of This (Bronze)
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| - Play all episodes in JACK Pack.
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| - Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up.
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| - Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack.
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- Living in the Past (Bronze)
| - Get 10 history questions correct.
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| - Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
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| - Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack.
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| - Play 4-player game online.
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| - Achieve the third highest rating.
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| - Screw someone for the first time.
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- One Teat Short of An Udder (Silver)
| - Achieve the second highest rating.
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| - Listen to all commercials after one episode.
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- Perfect Attendance (Gold)
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| - Get 10 food questions correct.
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- Quick-Draw McDumbass (Bronze)
| - Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
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| - Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
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| - Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
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| - Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
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- Taking it from Behind (Silver)
| - Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack.
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- The Game's Half Empty (Bronze)
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- The Game's Half Full (Bronze)
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| - Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America.
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| - Achieve the highest gamer rating.
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| - Get every question right in an episode.
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| - Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times.
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- We Knew You Could Do It (Platinum)
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