The South Park television show has thus far won three Emmy awards, for episodes aired during the 2007, 2008, and 2009 seasons. Check the sewer vents while playing the game and you will find Emmy awards, implying that they were flushed down the toilet.
Head to City Wok, where you will find two elf kids near the front of the store. You can attack them and easily defeat them for some quick experience. Then enter City Walk and save your progress before exiting to find that the elf kids have returned. You can repeat the process as often as you like, easily obtaining experience and loot. Make sure that you pick up any goodies they drop, though, since the kids may not materialize if you've left a bunch of stuff lying around.
Visit Stan's house and enter his room, located upstairs. Once there, note the closet to the left. An unseen someone will shut the door to the closet and announce that "I'm never coming out," an apparent reference to the episode in Season 9 of the TV show, "Trapped in the Closet," where Tom Cruise refused to exit the closet.
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| - You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
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| - You've farted on animals 25 times.
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| - You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
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| - You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
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| - You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
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| - You've farted on people 100 times.
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| - You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
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| - You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
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| - You've collected all of the available costumes.
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| - You befriended your father.
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| - You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
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| - You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
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| - You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
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| - You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
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| - You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
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| - You completed your first day in South Park.
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| - You completed the game without selling any items.
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- Friends in Strange Places
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| - You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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| - Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
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| - You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
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| - While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
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| - You shit your pants during a boss battle.
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| - You've farted on every buddy in the game.
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| - You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
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| - You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
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| - You made friends with half of South Park.
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- More Popular Than John Lennon
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| - You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
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| - You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
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| - You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
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| - You opened all of the garages in South Park.
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| - You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
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| - You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
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| - In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
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| - You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
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| - You have collected half of the available costume sets.
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| - You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
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| - Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
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| - You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
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| - You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
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| - You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
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| - You farted on four major authority figures.
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| - You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
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| - Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
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| - You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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