| Achievement | How to unlock
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| - Kill four fast-food workers during the Mexicleaner errand with the FOURnicator.
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- And remember, respect is everything!
| - Reach maximum heat level with the police and survive!
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| - Get all ten petition signatures using the drag outfit.
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- Can we fix it? No we can't!
| - Hit all barrels with an immigrant during the Border Smuggler errand.
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- Don't forget to wash your hands!
| - Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.
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| - Collect all the paintings in the game.
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- Highscore, what does that mean?
| - Beat all highscores of the Scooter Challenge.
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| - Reunite with an old enemy, again.
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- I Wanna Dance With Somebody
| - Find the secret crack den!
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| - Install all bidets for Mike without killing anyone.
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| - Kill all of the mountain men on Thursday.
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| - As the Cat Dude, kill ten chicks.
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| - Finish a mission with all three Dudes.
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| - Run over fifty people with the mobility scooter.
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| - Turn ten toilets yellow with piss.
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- Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This
| - Completed the story with no kills.
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| - Beat the game by only using kicks to open doors and kill people.
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| - Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finished line with a fully bloodied scooter.
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- Still playing with dolls!
| - Collect all Krotchy, Kunny and Larry collectibles.
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- We still ain't got no budget!
| - Kill hundred pigeons from thrown cages.
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| - Kill seven people at the same time using Dude Eye.
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