Press the [SHIFT] and the [@] key or the [~] key (on some systems) to make the console window appear. Then type any of the following codes:
Select a map file in the "maps" folder in the game directory (for example, "LowerParadise"). Copy the file to a different directory. Rename the map and put "cus" before the name. (for example, "cusLowerParadise"). Cut and paste the file back into the "Maps" folder. Start the game, go into the options, then select "Custom Maps". The map you copied will appear. Highlight it, then select "Load".
Type "Sissy" in the console window while in-game then:enter "set P2Player bGodMode True" to make you invincible or "set P2Player bGodMode True" to make you mortal.These codes must be entered while you are playing in the maps.
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| - Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times)
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| - Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
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| - Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times)
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- And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
| - Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
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- Anger Management With Roger Clemens
| - Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
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| - Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
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| - Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
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| - Rescued your loyal companion.
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| - Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
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| - Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
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| - Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people)
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| - Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
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| - Mauled 30 people with your dog.
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| - Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
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| - Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
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| - Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
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| - Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
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| - Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
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| - Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
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| - Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
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| - Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
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| - Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
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| - Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
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- Found 'em faster than GWB
| - Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
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| - Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
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| - Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
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| - Reunited with an old friend.
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| - Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
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| - Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
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| - Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
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| - Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
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| - Gained your first dog helper.
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| - Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
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| - Reunited with an old enemy.
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- Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
| - Killed over 1,000 people.
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| - Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
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- I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
| - Put out someone that's on fire.
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- I don't need virgins for this
| - Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
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| - Read the newspaper every day.
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- I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
| - Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
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- I swear, I thought it was a home fill
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- It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
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- It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
| - Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
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- It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
| - Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
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- It's sterile and I like the taste
| - Sucked down your own piss.
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| - Made a very long killing spree.
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| - Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
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- Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
| - Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
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| - Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
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| - Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
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| - Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
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- OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
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- OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
| - Roasted 30 people with fire.
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- One time, at band camp...
| - Saved the marching band from explody death.
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| - Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
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- Planet of the Apes: The Musical
| - Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
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| - Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
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| - Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
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| - Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
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| - Kicked 30 people in the balls.
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| - Reunited with an old flame.
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- Rebecca Black's Nightmare
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| - Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
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- Reddit's Famous Double Dong
| - Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
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| - Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
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| - Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
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| - Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
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- Scientology Level: OT VIII
| - Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
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| - Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
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| - Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
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- Sheriff Arpaio would be proud
| - Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
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| - "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
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- Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
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- Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
| - Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
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- There's always money in the banana stand
| - Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
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| - Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
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- Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
| - Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
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- Well, aren't YOU a badass
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| - Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
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| - Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
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- You Snow Nothing John Blow
| - Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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