| Achievement | How to unlock
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| - 100 km driven with Satsuma.
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| - 1000 km driven with Satsuma.
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| - Shopping groceries with style!
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| - An idiot is definition of you.
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| - Say goodbye to your saves.
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- Can't stop smoking now...
| - You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
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| - 24 bottles of beer consumed!
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| - Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
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| - Thunder called you and you got killed.
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| - Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
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| - Finish rally with major suspension damage.
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| - This is it. This is everything you ever need.
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| - Your traditional wedding condition.
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| - Coming second is just a first loser.
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| - Top breed of racing drivers.
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| - 10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
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| - Drag Race time under seventeen secs with Satsuma.
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| - Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
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| - No permanent death for you.
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| - Your car actually started, good job!
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| - Maybe you should do Lotto too?
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| - You are real Finnish Jonne.
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| - Somehow you don't remember anything.
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| - Good batch of commercial deer piss.
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| - Bottle of booze drank quickly.
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| - When I die, I die for good.
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| - You got your car through inspection.
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| - Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
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| - Coming after Flying Finns!
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| - Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
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| - Crime is for poor people only.
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- Total idiot And full idiot
| - Flipping off to a drunk driver.
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| - Drinking your own piss like a pro.
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| - You just experienced a Sauna.
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| - Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
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| - He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
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