| Achievement | How to unlock
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| 100 km | 100 km driven with Satsuma.
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| 1000 km | 1000 km driven with Satsuma.
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| A true hillbilly | Shopping groceries with style!
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| An idiot | An idiot is definition of you.
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| And it is gone! | Say goodbye to your saves.
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| Can't stop smoking now... | You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
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| Case solved | 24 bottles of beer consumed!
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| Dakar rally | You just keep on going.
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| Darwin Award | Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
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| Don't answer that call | Thunder called you and you got killed.
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| Feel alive | Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
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| Finnish sisu! | Finish rally with major suspension damage.
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| Finnish Summer | This is it. This is everything you ever need.
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| Finnish wedding | Your traditional wedding condition.
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| First loser | Coming second is just a first loser.
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| Flying Finn | Top breed of racing drivers.
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| Full of crap | 10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
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| Golden steam | Enjoy the smell.
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| Grand Theft Teimo | You little punk!
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| Greased rust | Drag Race time under seventeen secs with Satsuma.
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| Hannes Kolehmainen | Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
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| I am coward | No permanent death for you.
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| It runs! | Your car actually started, good job!
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| Jackpot! | Maybe you should do Lotto too?
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| Jonne! | You are real Finnish Jonne.
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| Magic portal | Somehow you don't remember anything.
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| Money well spent | Better luck next time.
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| Mr. Kilju | Good batch of commercial deer piss.
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| Party time | Bottle of booze drank quickly.
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| Pimped! | That really does it.
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| Poor people go away | A real money man.
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| Proud to be mortal | When I die, I die for good.
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| Responsible citizen | You got your car through inspection.
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| Rusting fast | Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
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| Sliding Swede | Coming after Flying Finns!
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| Smoking kills | Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
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| Thank you government | Crime is for poor people only.
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| Total idiot And full idiot | Flipping off to a drunk driver.
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| Ultimate survivor | Drinking your own piss like a pro.
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| Welcome to Finland | You just experienced a Sauna.
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| Working man's Saturday | Time to relax.
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| Yeast festival | Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
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| You have a new friend! | He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
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