| Achievement | How to unlock
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- A Kissenger For All Seasons
| - Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions.
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- Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
| - Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant.
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- Around The World In 80 Puns
| - Visit all travel destinations in the world.
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| - Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities.
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| - Win a round of pillow fight.
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| - Find and utilize a bidet.
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| - Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes.
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| - Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level.
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| - Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad.
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| - Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick.
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| - Spray 3 people with pheromones.
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| - Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand.
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| - Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage.
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| - Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool.
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| - Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face.
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- Insurance Premiums Increase
| - Shatter all vases in the shop.
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- Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
| - Explore other guest rooms at the resort.
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| - Dial all phone menu options.
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| - Land awkwardly while diving at the pool.
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| - Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs.
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- Serious Degaussing Skills
| - Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park.
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- Spongiform Encephalopathy
| - Consume one brain steeped sandwich.
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| - Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal.
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