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| - You're fat that's hippo critical.
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| - A salt with a deadly weapon.
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| - When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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| - A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.
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| - The frustrated magician pulled out his hare.
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| - Those fish really are quite shy -- they must be coy.
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| - I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But then it came back to me.
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| - Peter was so drunk, he picked a fight with a mop. He wiped the floor with him.
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| - Renewable energy? I'm a big fan.
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| - A vegetarian girl said she recognized me, but I had never met herbivore.
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| - The roundest knight in all the land sir circumference.
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| - What did the triangle say to the circle. You're so pointless.
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| - No matter how hard you push the envelope it'll always be stationary.
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| - I have the necessary koala -fictions.
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| - Hey ho looks like a fungi.
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| - I don't want to taco bout it.
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| - Expecting a well thought-out pun? Frayed knot.
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| - Calm down you're over reacting.
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| - I lost an electron are you positive.
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| - What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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| - Becoming a vegetarian can be huge missed steak.
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| - Eh you're not welcome here preju- dice.
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| - How do you organize space party you planet.
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| - Knowing sign language can be quite handy.
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| - Once you've seen a shopping centre you've seen the mall.
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| - a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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| - Why are you wearing glasses? I lost my contacts.
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| - Calm down guys we don't want any treble.
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| - I'm reading a book on anti-gravity it's impossible to put down.
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| - This scarecrow is outstanding in his field.
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| - Peter spent all night wondering where the sun went. but then it dawned on him.
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| - What do you call a fake noodle an impasta.
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| - You loo boo – tiful tonight.
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| - Hey what's wrong. I just feel empty inside.
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| - I tried to catch some fog today I mist.
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| - I used to be addicted to soap. but i'm clean now.
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| - A moon rock tastes better than an earth rock because it's meteor.
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| - A piano fell down a mineshaft and made a-flat minor.
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| - Wanna hear pun about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy.
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| - I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger then it hit me.
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| - Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
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| - Weapons of math destruction.
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| - I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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| - He doesn't take up mushroom.
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| - You go on ahead I follow on foot.
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| - I started a business selling yachts in my house sails are going through the roof.
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| - Plateaus, the highest form of flattery.
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| - Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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| - My book just hit me I only have my shelf to blame.
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| - The cross-eyed teacher had trouble controlling his pupils.
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| - You shouldn't take sides in a fight between friends.
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| - Peter tried to write a drinking song. he couldn't get past the first few bars.
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| - Did you wet the bed again? Urine trouble.
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| - Wanna hear a pun? This otter be good.
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| - The man drinking battery acid will soon be charged.
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| - The midget fortuneteller escaped prison. she was a small medium at large.
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| - Math puns are the first sine of madness.
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| - These pun really quack me up.
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| - Put it out. water you waiting for.
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| - Two silk worms had a race they ended up in a tie.
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| - I threatened him and said mark my word.
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| - What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner. a cold shoulder.
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| - You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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| - Peter hadn't the faintest idea as to why he passed out.
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| - I have a hard time controlling my mood swings.
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| - The great wall of chinaware.
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| - Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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| - If you don't pay your exorcist you could get re – possessed.
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| - Does this uniform make me look fat insecurity guard.
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| - Math test today? Use this for good measure.
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| - School cancelled due to blackout the students are delighted.
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| - The confederate army ate using civil-ware.
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| - When my laptop is idle jesus shows up he's my screen saviour.
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| - Toucan play at this game.
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| - You look better yeah I got my appendix removed.
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| - Cartoonist found dead details are sketchy.
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| - Peter was hit in the head with a can of soda luckily for him it was a soft drink.
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| - Jokes about german sausages are the wurst.
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| - This dinosaur has one impressive vocabulary he must be a thesaurus.
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| - Trying to eat a clock is very time consuming.
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| - Well shall we take the kayak oar canoe?
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| - Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his left arm? He's all right now.
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| - The mermaid attended math class wearing algae bra.
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| - I was struggling to figure out how lightning works but then it struck me.
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| - Can't we just get oolong?
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| - Got the marks back for my electrician's exam the result were shocking.
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| - My friends bakery burned down overnight her business is toast.
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| - I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
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| - A clown just held the door open for me it was a nice jester.
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| - Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana.
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| - Man murdered in parking garage that is wrong on so many levels.
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| - Read the novel about small gardens? There isn't much of a plot.
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| - Arborists are treemend ous.
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| - You mustard the strength to finish.
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| - My friend handcrafts door for a living. he really know how to make an entrance.
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| - A backwards poet writes inverse.
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| - Our base in under a tack.
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| - People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
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| - Peter was told he had type a blood. but it must have been a type o.
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| - I didn't like my new beard at first. but then it grew on me.
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| - Like the game? Lettuce know by reviewing.
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| - Some people say that our jokes are average. that's just mean.
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| - Peter lost his job and found himself in quite the pickle.
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| - You know what? I'm grater than you.
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| - I find this fruit very appealing.
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| - Lettuce take the train I avocado.
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| - I'm telling you it's all a big conspiracy ahhh you guys are both nuts.
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| - May all your swishes come true.
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| - Mirror mirror who's the funniest of them all? Why ra punzel.
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| - It was all white, have an ice day honey? There's snow place like home.
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| - Spring is right around the corner.
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| - I love you from my head tomatoes.
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| - I have a knot in my stomach.
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| - These puns are getting pretty tearable aren't they?
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