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| 1 | You're fat that's hippo critical.
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| 2 | A salt with a deadly weapon.
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| 3 | When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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| 4 | A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.
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| 5 | The frustrated magician pulled out his hare.
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| 6 | Those fish really are quite shy -- they must be coy.
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| 7 | Just in case.
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| 8 | I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But then it came back to me.
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| 9 | Peter was so drunk, he picked a fight with a mop. He wiped the floor with him.
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| 10 | Renewable energy? I'm a big fan.
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| 11 | A vegetarian girl said she recognized me, but I had never met herbivore.
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| 12 | The roundest knight in all the land sir circumference.
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| 13 | Chilly pepper.
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| 14 | Unicorn.
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| 15 | Never trust an atom they make up everything.
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| 16 | Melon -collie.
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| 17 | What did the triangle say to the circle. You're so pointless.
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| 18 | No matter how hard you push the envelope it'll always be stationary.
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| 19 | I have the necessary koala -fictions.
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| 20 | Hey ho looks like a fungi.
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| 21 | Armchair.
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| 22 | I don't want to taco bout it.
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| 23 | Expecting a well thought-out pun? Frayed knot.
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| 24 | Tag you're it hashtag.
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| 25 | Calm down you're over reacting.
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| 26 | I lost an electron are you positive.
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| 27 | What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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| 28 | Becoming a vegetarian can be huge missed steak.
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| 29 | Eh you're not welcome here preju- dice.
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| 30 | Elevator.
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| 31 | I shot the serif.
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| 32 | They make a good pear.
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| 33 | You're a cute angle.
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| 34 | Spearmint.
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| 35 | How do you organize space party you planet.
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| 36 | Knowing sign language can be quite handy.
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| 37 | Once you've seen a shopping centre you've seen the mall.
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| 38 | a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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| 39 | Why are you wearing glasses? I lost my contacts.
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| 40 | Calm down guys we don't want any treble.
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| 41 | I'm reading a book on anti-gravity it's impossible to put down.
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| 42 | This scarecrow is outstanding in his field.
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| 43 | Attempted murder.
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| 44 | Christopher Walken, christopher sitting.
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| 45 | Peter spent all night wondering where the sun went. but then it dawned on him.
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| 46 | What do you call a fake noodle an impasta.
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| 47 | You loo boo – tiful tonight.
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| 48 | Hey what's wrong. I just feel empty inside.
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| 49 | I tried to catch some fog today I mist.
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| 50 | I used to be addicted to soap. but i'm clean now.
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| 51 | A moon rock tastes better than an earth rock because it's meteor.
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| 52 | A piano fell down a mineshaft and made a-flat minor.
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| 53 | Wanna hear pun about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy.
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| 54 | I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger then it hit me.
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| 55 | Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
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| 56 | Oh the hue -manatee.
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| 57 | Stop you are under a rest.
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| 58 | Weapons of math destruction.
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| 59 | Sorry I'm latte.
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| 60 | This bicycle can no longer stand it's two tired.
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| 61 | That's one smart phone.
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| 62 | I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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| 63 | He doesn't take up mushroom.
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| 64 | You go on ahead I follow on foot.
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| 65 | I started a business selling yachts in my house sails are going through the roof.
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| 66 | Plateaus, the highest form of flattery.
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| 67 | Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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| 68 | My book just hit me I only have my shelf to blame.
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| 69 | Icy trouble ahead.
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| 70 | Join the math club, there's safety in numbers.
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| 71 | The cross-eyed teacher had trouble controlling his pupils.
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| 72 | You shouldn't take sides in a fight between friends.
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| 73 | Peter tried to write a drinking song. he couldn't get past the first few bars.
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| 74 | Did you wet the bed again? Urine trouble.
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| 75 | Wanna hear a pun? This otter be good.
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| 76 | The man drinking battery acid will soon be charged.
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| 77 | The midget fortuneteller escaped prison. she was a small medium at large.
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| 78 | Wisdom tooth.
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| 79 | Math puns are the first sine of madness.
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| 80 | Butter fly.
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| 81 | These pun really quack me up.
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| 82 | Eggplant.
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| 83 | Put it out. water you waiting for.
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| 84 | Oh no not an udder one.
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| 85 | Lemon aid.
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| 86 | King of spades.
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| 87 | Ice tee.
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| 88 | Two silk worms had a race they ended up in a tie.
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| 89 | I threatened him and said mark my word.
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| 90 | What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner. a cold shoulder.
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| 91 | You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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| 92 | Peter hadn't the faintest idea as to why he passed out.
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| 93 | I have a hard time controlling my mood swings.
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| 94 | The great wall of chinaware.
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| 95 | Goldfish.
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| 96 | Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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| 97 | If you don't pay your exorcist you could get re – possessed.
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| 98 | Does this uniform make me look fat insecurity guard.
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| 99 | Math test today? Use this for good measure.
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| 100 | Light beer.
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| 101 | Mugshot.
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| 102 | Pinky swear.
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| 103 | Navy seal.
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| 104 | An investi-gator.
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| 105 | Sofa so good.
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| 106 | Square root.
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| 107 | Fire drill.
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| 108 | 3.14 percent of all sailors are pi rates.
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| 109 | School cancelled due to blackout the students are delighted.
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| 110 | The confederate army ate using civil-ware.
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| 111 | Boxing ring.
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| 112 | When my laptop is idle jesus shows up he's my screen saviour.
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| 113 | Toucan play at this game.
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| 114 | You look better yeah I got my appendix removed.
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| 115 | Cartoonist found dead details are sketchy.
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| 116 | Sleeping pill.
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| 117 | Peter was hit in the head with a can of soda luckily for him it was a soft drink.
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| 118 | Straw berries.
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| 119 | Jokes about german sausages are the wurst.
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| 120 | This dinosaur has one impressive vocabulary he must be a thesaurus.
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| 121 | Trying to eat a clock is very time consuming.
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| 122 | Well shall we take the kayak oar canoe?
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| 123 | Octopi.
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| 124 | Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his left arm? He's all right now.
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| 125 | The mermaid attended math class wearing algae bra.
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| 126 | I was struggling to figure out how lightning works but then it struck me.
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| 127 | Censor ship.
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| 128 | I got fired.
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| 129 | Seasons greetings.
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| 130 | Can't we just get oolong?
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| 131 | Got the marks back for my electrician's exam the result were shocking.
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| 132 | My friends bakery burned down overnight her business is toast.
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| 133 | I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
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| 134 | A clown just held the door open for me it was a nice jester.
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| 135 | Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana.
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| 136 | Man murdered in parking garage that is wrong on so many levels.
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| 137 | Read the novel about small gardens? There isn't much of a plot.
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| 138 | Hairspray.
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| 139 | Arborists are treemend ous.
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| 140 | Don't become an archaeologist your career will be in ruins.
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| 141 | Reigning cats and dogs.
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| 142 | Sweet dreams.
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| 143 | I'll ketchup.
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| 144 | You mustard the strength to finish.
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| 145 | Arch enemies.
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| 146 | Boo school spirit.
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| 147 | My friend handcrafts door for a living. he really know how to make an entrance.
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| 148 | A backwards poet writes inverse.
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| 149 | Our base in under a tack.
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| 150 | People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
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| 151 | Peter was told he had type a blood. but it must have been a type o.
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| 152 | I didn't like my new beard at first. but then it grew on me.
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| 153 | Cereal killer.
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| 154 | Like the game? Lettuce know by reviewing.
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| 155 | Some people say that our jokes are average. that's just mean.
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| 156 | Peter lost his job and found himself in quite the pickle.
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| 157 | Rubber duck e.
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| 158 | K leenexbox.
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| 159 | Fancy a cup of tee.
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| 160 | My car just got toad.
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| 161 | Deviled egg.
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| 162 | Zeebra.
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| 163 | Hot dog.
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| 164 | The rolling stones.
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| 165 | You know what? I'm grater than you.
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| 166 | You're my butter half.
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| 167 | Donutello.
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| 168 | I'm sexy and I gnome it.
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| 169 | Chick magn et.
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| 170 | Fish tank.
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| 171 | French toast.
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| 172 | I find this fruit very appealing.
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| 173 | Power plant.
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| 174 | Card shark.
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| 175 | Lettuce take the train I avocado.
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| 176 | Engine earring.
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| 177 | Eyepod.
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| 178 | Doctor.
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| 179 | I'm telling you it's all a big conspiracy ahhh you guys are both nuts.
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| 180 | Catfish.
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| 181 | May all your swishes come true.
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| 182 | You can count on me.
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| 183 | Drop the beet.
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| 184 | Mirror mirror who's the funniest of them all? Why ra punzel.
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| 185 | Pie rat.
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| 186 | Road runner.
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| 187 | Brain wash.
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| 188 | It was all white, have an ice day honey? There's snow place like home.
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| 189 | Spring is right around the corner.
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| 190 | Cantaloupe.
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| 191 | Ice skating.
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| 192 | Watch dog.
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| 193 | Rain bow.
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| 194 | Makeup artist.
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| 195 | Think thank.
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| 196 | Roller coaster.
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| 197 | I love you from my head tomatoes.
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| 198 | Rock star.
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| 199 | Alexander the grape.
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| 200 | Hole milk.
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| 201 | I have a knot in my stomach.
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| 202 | I scream cone.
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| 203 | Under the weather.
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| 204 | Loafers.
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| 205 | Duck tape.
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| 206 | Capital punishment.
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| 207 | Tap dancing.
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| 208 | These puns are getting pretty tearable aren't they?
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