| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| - Finish a map with one extra Rulebook applied.
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| - Defeat Princess Kenny at the Town Square Amphitheater.
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| - Kill fifty Pooplets in one battle.
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| - Defeat ten enemies with weapon strikes from the air.
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| - Increase the Rarity of ten upgrades to Rare or better.
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| - Defeat Stan at the playground.
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| - Light four enemies on fire at once.
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| - Become an honorary Marshwalker.
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| - Dance while reviving an ally.
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| - Complete all Infernal Pacts in the run.
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| - Use Event Horizon with your own projectile.
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| - Toot on an enemy faction leader while dead.
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| - Defeat Cartman in the foothills.
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| - Defeat Cartman without damaging any stationary decoy.
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| - Acquire a Legendary Upgrade.
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| - Defeat Stan within 25 minutes of starting your run.
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| - Revive an ally with a Cheesed Necro.
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| - Kill an enemy while floating with Moon Jump.
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- No Tears Now, Only Dreams
| - While Invisible, defeat a human boss with a melee attack.
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| - Kill three enemies with cannonballs.
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| - Heal 150 points of damage with one Totem.
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| - Fart on three Assassins using Fart Escape.
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- Socially Transmitted Distraction
| - Catch an STD from another player.
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| - Kill an Ent with Bleeding damage.
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| - Defeat Liane at the church.
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| - Use Cheesy Zombies on a Necro.
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| - Make four enemies Vomit at once.
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| - Acquire an Ultra-Legendary Upgrade.
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| - Defeat Kyle in his sacred grove.
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