| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| A New Rule | Finish a map with one extra Rulebook applied. | 20
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| Bastardly Behavior | Defeat Princess Kenny at the Town Square Amphitheater. | 70
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| Clean Underwear | Kill fifty Pooplets in one battle. | 70
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| Death From Above | Defeat ten enemies with weapon strikes from the air. | 20
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| Discerning | Increase the Rarity of ten upgrades to Rare or better. | 20
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| Dragon Killer | Defeat Stan at the playground. | 30
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| Everyone Needs Ambien | Defeat Mr. Hankey. | 70
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| Fields of Flame | Light four enemies on fire at once. | 20
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| Found the Toot Button | You farted. Good job. | 20
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| Fully Worthy | Become an honorary Marshwalker. | 30
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| Grave Dancing | Dance while reviving an ally. | 20
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| Hardcore | Complete all Infernal Pacts in the run. | 30
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| I'll Do It Myself | Use Event Horizon with your own projectile. | 20
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| Impotent Vengeance | Toot on an enemy faction leader while dead. | 20
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| Inevitable Betrayal | Defeat Cartman in the foothills. | 70
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| Know Thy Enemy | Defeat Cartman without damaging any stationary decoy. | 70
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| Legendary | Acquire a Legendary Upgrade. | 20
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| Marshpooper | Defeat Stan within 25 minutes of starting your run. | 70
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| Middle Management | Revive an ally with a Cheesed Necro. | 20
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| Mooncrash | Kill an enemy while floating with Moon Jump. | 20
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| No Tears Now, Only Dreams | While Invisible, defeat a human boss with a melee attack. | 20
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| Pirate Ship, Please! | Kill three enemies with cannonballs. | 30
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| Powdered Cheese Bath | Heal 150 points of damage with one Totem. | 20
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| Put the Ass in Assassin | Fart on three Assassins using Fart Escape. | 20
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| Socially Transmitted Distraction | Catch an STD from another player. | 20
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| Tap That Maple Syrup | Kill an Ent with Bleeding damage. | 20
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| The Cursed Bloodline | Defeat Liane at the church. | 30
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| The Escher of Necromancy | Use Cheesy Zombies on a Necro. | 20
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| The Green Seas | Make four enemies Vomit at once. | 20
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| Ultra-Legendary | Acquire an Ultra-Legendary Upgrade. | 20
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| Van Helsing | Defeat ten Vampire Kids. | 20
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| Weed Killer | Defeat Kyle in his sacred grove. | 30
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