| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| - Unlock 'The Lost Recordings'.
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- A Hundred Men with Eggs to Hide In
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- A Sort of Fleshy Wonderland
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- Alive and Happy Living Miles Below Our Feet
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- An Electrical Cat and a Rather Wet Mouse
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- Are You Sure I Should Pick This Up?
| - Find your first Orb in 'The Lost Recordings'.
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- Aside from the Pterodactyls You Mean?
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- Beef Investigations in Zlatoust
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- Beyond the Beyond and a Bit Further
| - Discover the new Epilogue.
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| - Find 20 Orbs in 'The Lost Recordings'.
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| - Complete Episode 3 Wearing the 'Laika' Outfit.
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- Dressed Appropriately, For Once
| - Complete Episode 5 Wearing the 'Walrus' Outfit.
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| - Complete Episode 7 Wearing the 'Tyrannosaurus' Outfit.
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| - Unlock the 'Walrus' Outfit.
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| - Unlock the 'Laika' Outfit.
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| - Find all of the Orbs in 'The Lost Recordings'.
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- No One Needs This Many Orbs
| - Find 40 Orbs in 'The Lost Recordings'.
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| - Find 30 Orbs in 'The Lost Recordings'.
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- Pig Dentistry and the Hand of Destiny
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| - Unlock the 'Astronaut' Outfit.
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- Sealed off From my Gaseous Self, Thankfully
| - Complete Episode 9 Wearing the 'Astronaut' Outfit.
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- Someone Must be Missing These
| - Find 10 Orbs in 'The Lost Recordings'.
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- The Hairy Elephants of Omsk
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| - Find all the Orbs in Episode 9.
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| - Unlock the 'Tyrannosaurus' Outfitt.
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