Complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding goat.
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| - Remain idle for five minutes after spawning.
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| - Collect one of the three Minecraft blocks in the Goat City Bay level.
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| - Leave five bodies in the pentagram in the forest.
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| - Site on the burning thrown on the top floor of the spiral tower near the spawn location.
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| - Earn the "Alexander Goatstafsson" achievement.
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| - Knock all the goats out of the fighting ring in the fields.
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| - Put the robot from the blue container and the special Sanctum statues in the pentagram in the forest.
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| - Collect all 30 Golden Goats.
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| - Earn the "Trying To Bring Forth Sanctum 3?" achievement.
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Note: This requires the Goat MMO Simulator update. Travel down the coast and start the "Infiltration" quest. Find the man with a catapult. Ride the catapult into Twistram then travel up the hill to Twistram Cathedral and enter. Headbutt the altar to move it out of the way. Follow the secret passage that is revealed to enter the church basement. Enter the swirling purple portal at the end of the hall to teleport to the "Not So Secret Cow Farm", where laser eye cows are walking on two legs. You can also find the Cow King in this area. The cow level and the reference to "Tristram" are both in regards to the Diablo series.
Easy "Alexander Goatstafsson" Achievement
After spawning on the "Goat Ville" map, look towards the cornfields. A dirt track is to the left and the goat ring is to the right. It is a red ring with people cheering around it. Step in the ring and a goat will be summoned each round. Push them out any way possible. Do not allow your opponent to headbutt you. If you cannot headbutt or kick them out, knock them down and lick them to drag them near the edge of the ring. Be careful not to walk out of the perimiter yourself. Each time you win a round, your goat gets slightly larger. Defeat four goats to earn this Achievement.
Easy "Angel Goat" Achievement
Start the game and allow it to idle for five minutes in order to avoid causing any property damage or bodily injury.
Easy "Boat ride" Achievement
Travel to "Twistram". Jump into the boat found at the northeastern part of the town.
Easy "Boulder of Death" Achievement
Carefully look in the general direction of the Pentagram to see a boulder on top of a hill. Roll it to earn the Achievement.
Easy "Butthurt" achievement
While playing as the Tank class, get close to a medium to large sized group of enemies and repeatedly press 1.
Easy "Columbian Sugar Lord" achievement
From the Goat Bay spawn point, enter the pink house. You can find money and "sugar" on a table. Lick the sugar, then quickly sprint to the boat on the right side of the higher building, which has the party on the roof. Note: Your time is limited, so take shortcuts such as breaking through the pink house's window to reach the boat in time.
Easy "Demogoat" achievement
Get on top of the dam found at the top of the hill to the left, on the opposite side of the map from the carnival, to find several gas canisters. Headbutt the group of ten near the center to make them explode. You can drag more canisters to the cluster to increase the chance that at least ten will explode.
Easy "Devil Goat" achievement
Find the pentagram located in the extreme north-east corner of the map. Drag five bodies over to the pentagram and leave them there. Alternately, if the Queen Goat is unlocked already, stand on top of the pentagram and press R to rain goats.
Easy "Disgusting" and "Ling Ling Into Battle Go" achievements
In the Goat City Bay level, find the sewer entrance pipe in the water between the roller coaster carnival and the Put-In Hotel. It is next to the bridge. Enter the tunnel and follow it to find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Easy "Dodge This" achievement
Travel northeast from your spawn point and find the BBQ party either to the right of the dev's house or northwest of the pool and waterslide area. There is a boulder on a cliff directly above the BBQ party. Lick it and drag it to the field where the hillbilly is doing donuts, then place the boulder in front of him.
Easy "Don't Panic" achievement
Go to the building with the party on the roof. Once on top, face the sea, then fall down to the pool. On the side of the pool is paper printed with "42". Lick it, then bring it to the flying saucer behind the skate park.
Easy "Elfstreet Boys" achievement
Note: This requires the Goat MMO Simulator update. Go to the elf village and go to the house to the right to find a group of elves singing badly. Stand near them and press [Baa].
Easy "ExcaliGoat" achievement
Note: This requires the Goat MMO Simulator update. Travel to "Alvesta" and walk towards the quest giver for the "Trees aren't gonna hug themselves" quest. To the north is a large tree, with a sword in a stone under it. Lick the sword and walk away as far as possible. The sword will eventually dislodge itself from the stone.
Easy "GoatBuilt" achievement
Begin game play with the Angel Goat and Double Jump mutations. Get behind the skate park, locate the parkour. Find the rock up on the hill and use it to double jump to the platform.
Easy "Goats 'n' Stuff" achievement
Get on top of the "Put-in Hotel" and find the party. Stand on the table in front of the man wearing the strange mask.
Easy "Hat Simulator" achievement
Purchase every hat available from the hat shop. Because there is a total of six hats, six money packs are required. You can find two money packs in the pink house near the spawn point, one money pack in the shop next to the hat shop, two money packs in the Put-in Hotel on the floor above the reception, and a final money pack in the carnival behind the elevator to the roller coaster.
Easy "Here's Johnny!" achievement
After spawning on the "Goat City Bay" map, walk down the hill and pass the blue house on the right. Enter into the alleyway after that house. You should be able to see a light blue or gray house with two garage doors. One of them open. Walk into the garage and go to the left side. Lick the axe on the table.
Easy "I can't believe that worked" achievement
Start in Goatville and go into the antigravity facility behind the gas station. There is a place where you can jump the fence or you can go through the hole in the fence behind the gas station, near a soccer goal. Break down the container walls and walk up the metal walkway to the left and enter the fan room. You can jump and remain suspended in the air inside the fan room. You can do as many flips as desired as long as you remain over the fans. Try to stay directly over the fan and away from the edges. After doing as many flips as needed, get your hooves back under you and guide yourself to the edge of the room. You must land correctly to earn the achievement. You can also land in the rafters or on the windowsill if desired.
Easy "The Flapmaster" achievement
From your spawn point, travel north until you are almost at the tunnel, then move east and walk into the second house you find. If done correctly, the "A Goat Amongst Legends" challenge will start. Go up to the second floor, and press R at the television to play "Flappy Goat". This is easier if you do not have any other powers available, or rebinding the "Action" key to something else. Also try knocking the sofa and table out of the way, and zoom in to the television for a better view. Make it past ten obstacles in the mini-game without dying to score 10 points.
Easy "Wheel Goat" achievement
Go to "Bullgrurzh", located southeast of "Glarblargle Beach". When you first enter, you will see a large golden anvil. Move to your right and you will eventually find a passageway. Follow it until you enter a room with a golden wheel in the middle. Headbutt the wheel to get the mutator.
Note: This requires the Goat MMO Simulator update. From the Snowflake Factory, walk up the hill to the Adventure's Path and follow it to Goatshire. Find the path behind the cottages in the town that travels up a hill next to a waterfall. Follow it to the top of the falls to find a blue bouncy mushroom. In this area is large tree in the dead end corner, with a woman in a blue dress nearby. Move around the tree to find a small rabbit hole. Drop inside to find the hidden soundboard room.
Although not an official unlockable character, it is possible to turn your goat into a Slender Man variant. Find all trophies in Goatville to unlock Space Goat. Defeat all the goats in the Fighting Arena in Goatville to unlock Ripped Goat. Then, select "Custom Game" at the main menu. Select Space Goat and Ripped Goat, then choose any map.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reference
In the Goat City Bay level, find the sewer entrance pipe in the water between the roller coaster carnival and the Put-In Hotel. It is next to the bridge. Enter the tunnel and follow it to find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Complete the following achievements to unlock Microsoft Gamerscore points.
| Achievement | How to unlock
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- A Story About My Elevator (30 points)
| - Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator.
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- A Story About My Goat (15 points)
| - I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement.
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- Alexander Goatstafsson (15 points)
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- Around the World on 5 Trampolines (30 points)
| - Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
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- Boulder of Death (15 points)
| - Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
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| - Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time.
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| - We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
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| - Why did you step in that? Yuck.
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| - Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
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- Goat Of The Hill (15 points)
| - Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
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| - Become the Queen of Goat Ville.
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- Goats 'n' Stuff (15 points)
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- Hat Simulator (30 points)
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- I Freaking Love Goats (30 points)
| - Find all collectibles on level 2.
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- Is That A Goat? (30 points)
| - Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached.
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| - Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue.
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- Ling Ling Into Battle Go (15 points)
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- Mattress Madness (30 points)
| - Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
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- Mile High Club (90 points)
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| - Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue.
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- Rymdskepp I Rymden (100 points)
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- The Flapmaster (30 points)
| - Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
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| - Finish all manual quests.
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| - Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
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- Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3? (30 points)
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| - Go on the catapult with a rider on your back.
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- What is its purpose? (30 points)
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