Complete the following achievements to unlock Xbox Live Gamerscore points.
| Achievement | How to unlock
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- 100,000aire! ( 10 points )
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- 500,000aire! ( 25 points )
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- Always a Bridesmaid ( 10 points )
| - Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games.
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| - Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73.
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- Beast Master ( 40 points )
| - Get 10 animal questions correct ( excluding downloadable content).
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- Beat a Winner ( 40 points )
| - Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match.
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- Birth Certificate ( 5 points )
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- Button Banger ( 15 points )
| - Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds.
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- Consolation Achievement ( 20 points )
| - Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement.
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| - Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds.
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- DisOrDat Participation Award ( 5 points )
| - Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
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- Discover Gauntlet of Fire ( 10 points )
| - Find the very important gauntlet of fire.
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- DisorDat Destroyer ( 15 points )
| - Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly.
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- Enscrewsiast ( 15 points )
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- Film in Your Brain ( 40 points )
| - Get 10 movie questions correct ( excluding downloadable content).
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- Genius for a Day ( 30 points )
| - Score at least $30,000 over your average.
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- Great Crowd ( 20 points )
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- It's Just More of This ( 5 points )
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- Jack Attack Dog ( 50 points )
| - Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up.
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- Living in the Past ( 40 points )
| - Get 10 history questions correct ( excluding downloadable content).
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- Lose to a Loser ( 15 points )
| - Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
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- Menage-a-Quatre ( 20 points )
| - Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE.
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- Mouth-Breather ( 30 points )
| - Achieve the third-highest rating.
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- My First Time ( 10 points )
| - Screw someone for the first time.
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- One Teat Short of an Udder ( 40 points )
| - Achieve the second-highest rating.
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- Overconsumer ( 20 points )
| - Listen to all the commercials during the credits.
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- Perfect Attendance ( 73 points )
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| - Get 10 food questions correct ( excluding downloadable content).
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- Quick-Draw McDumbass ( 5 points )
| - Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
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- Slack Attack ( 37 points )
| - Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
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- Smelt the Roses ( 15 points )
| - Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
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- Social Outcast ( 15 points )
| - Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
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- Taking It from Behind ( 25 points )
| - Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack.
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- The Game's Half Empty ( 5 points )
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- The Game's Half Full ( 5 points )
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| - Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points.
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| - Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America.
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| - Achieve the highest gamer rating.
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- Vidiot Savant ( 50 points )
| - Get every question right in an episode.
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- Virtual Virgin ( 20 points )
| - Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times.
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