| Trophy | How to unlock | Type
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- 370,000 Traces A Year (secret)
| - (Chapter 18) Keep checking records even after given the option to Give Up
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| - (Chapter 17) Eat the entire stack of waffles
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| - (Chapter 3) Shoot the down the ducks with 100% accuracy
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| - (Chapter 1) Begin your journey into The American Dream
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- Bring All The Boys to The Yard
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| - (Chapter 6) Shoot down 5 pins from the back row in the shooting game
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| - (Chapter 19) Shoot a fish in mid-air
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- Cleansing The Mind (secret)
| - (Chapter 12) Hit yourself in the head with toilet paper
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- Continue the Cycle (secret)
| - Experienced the fake ending
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- Edward Scissorguns (secret)
| - (Chapter 20) Complete the stage without a single civilian casualty
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| - Experienced the true ending
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- Environmentally Conscious (secret)
| - (Chapter 15) Shoot 15 beer cans into the trash can
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- Float Like a Butterfly, Sting Like a Bullet (secret)
| - (Chapter 9) Defeat the hose without getting hit by any bolts
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- Freedom of Speech (secret)
| - (Chapter 13) Listen to all of Rex's objection before shooting him
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| - Shoot half the hidden stars
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| - (Chapter 5) Change your mind about which one of the twins you like
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- How Is Babby Formed (secret)
| - (Chapter 11) Learn how babies are made
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| - Pump the shotgun 10 times without shooting
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| - Thanks for playing! Love, Samurai Punk <3
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| - Manually eject and reload your gun 100 times
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| - (Chapter 10) Eat at least 4 maggots from the cheese
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| - (Chapter 21) Blow up 20 cars
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- Razzed My Berries (secret)
| - (Chapter 8) Out-dance Rex George
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| - (Chapter 4) Catch the fast ball with your face
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| - (Chapter 7) Earn at least $5.00
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| - Shoot all 48 hidden stars
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- The Ring of Freedom (secret)
| - (Chapter 22) Witness the dawn of the Second American Revolution
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| - (Chapter 16) Ensure all daisies survive til the end of the stage
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- Vegan-Friendly Bagels (secret)
| - (Chapter 14) Complete the stage without letting a single rat dough through
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