Stanley Parable, The

Steam Achievements for Stanley Parable, The - PC

Achievement	How to unlock
8888888888888888	Follow the narrators orders up to the bosses office. When at the number pad at the wall, press "8888" twice in a row.
Achievement	This is an achievement.
Beat the game	Complete The Stanley Parable.
Click on door 430 five times.	Click on door 430 five times.
Commitment	Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Go outside	Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Speed run	Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).
Unachievable	It is impossible to get this achievement.
Welcome back!	Quit the game and then start it again.
You can't jump	No seriously, we disabled it.

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