Defeat the indicated Boss with The Super-Secret Canadian Mind-Control Device set to the indicated setting to get the corresponding reward.
Go to the door with a shifting lock in the Lair of the Naughty Sorceress with a Balloon Monkey in your inventory. You will get a new option to use the Balloon Monkey on the door. Do so to get the Easter Egg Balloon that gives you +5 to all stats.
Enter the following names at the "Familiar Rename" screen to have the game automatically give you a new name.
Name your Blood-Faced Volleyball familiar "Wilson" to have it renamed.
Look at the item on the mantelpiece in the house, which will vary in every game. Then, enter the corresponding password in the Strange Leaflet to get meat and stats.
Acquire the three items that the Pretentious Artist has lost then complete the indicated task to unlock the corresponding tattoo.
| Tattoo | How to unlock
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrycloth Tackle equipped.
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| - Complete a softcore ascension as a Accordion Thief.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Frat Boy Ensemble equipped.
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| - Complete one hardcore ascension.
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| - Complete two hardcore ascensions.
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| - Complete three hardcore ascensions.
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| - Complete four hardcore ascensions.
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| - Complete nine hardcore ascensions.
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| - Complete five hardcore ascensions.
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| - Complete six hardcore ascensions.
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| - Complete seven hardcore ascensions.
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| - Complete eight hardcore ascensions.
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| - Complete ten hardcore ascensions.
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| - Complete eleven hardcore ascensions.
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| - Complete twelve hardcore ascensions.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Black Armaments equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Frat Warrior Fatigues equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bugbear Costume equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Pyretic Panhandler Paraphernalia equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Cloaca-Cola Uniform equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Time Trappings equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Clockwork Apparatus equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrifying Clown Suit equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tropical Crimbo Duds equipped.
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| - Complete a softcore ascension as a Disco Bandit.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tapered Threads equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Grass Guise equipped..
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the El Vibrato Relics equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Yendorian Finery equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Terrycloth Tackle equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Gnauga Tattoo equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Tawdry Tramp Togs equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Antique Arms And Armor equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hodgman"s Regal Frippery equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Encephalic Ensemble equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bow Tux equipped.
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| - Complete a softcore ascension as a Seal Clubber.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Furry Suit equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the OK Lumberjack Outfit equipped.
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| - Acquired randomly when drinking Martinis.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Bounty-hunting Rig equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hot And Cold Ninja Running Suit equipped.
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| - Complete a hardcore teetotaler ascension.
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| - Complete a hardcore boozetafarian ascension.
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| - Find The Pretentious Artists 3 Items.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Palmist Paraphernalia equipped.
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| - Complete a softcore ascension as a Pastamancer.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Filthy Hippy Disguise equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Mining Gear equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Vile Vagrant Vestments equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Swashbuckling Getup equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the 8-Bit Finery equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Crimbo Duds equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Radio Free Regalia equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Glad Bag Glad Rags outfit equipped.
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| - A one in four chance of acquiring this tattoo every time you eat a delicious salad.
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| - Complete a softcore ascension as a Sauceror.
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- Scientific Oxygen Diagram
| - Complete a hardcore oxygenaerian ascension.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments equipped.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the eXtreme Cold-Weather Gear equipped.
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| - Complete a hardcore ascension as an Accordion Thief.
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| - Complete a hardcore ascension as a Disco Bandit.
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| - Complete a hardcore ascension as a Seal Clubber.
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| - Complete a hardcore ascension as a Pastamancer.
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| - Complete a hardcore ascension as a Sauceror.
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| - Complete a hardcore ascension as a Turtle Tamer.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Star Garb equipped.
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- Super Sparkling Accordion
| - Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as an Accordion Thief.
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- Super Sparkling Disco Ball
| - Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Disco Bandit.
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| - Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Seal Clubber.
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- Super Sparkling Pasta Spoon
| - Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Pastamancer.
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| - Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Sauceror.
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| - Complete a hardcore oxygenarian ascension as a Turtle Tamer.
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| - Complete a softcore ascension as a Turtle Tamer.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the War Hipppy Fatigues equipped.
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| - Complete one softcore ascension.
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| - Complete two softcore ascension.
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| - Complete three softcore ascension.
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| - Complete four softcore ascension.
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| - Complete nine softcore ascension.
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| - Complete five softcore ascension.
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| - Complete six softcore ascension.
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| - Complete seven softcore ascension.
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| - Complete eight softcore ascension.
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| - Complete ten softcore ascension.
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| - Complete eleven softcore ascension.
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| - Complete twelve softcore ascension.
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| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Arboreal Raiment equipped.
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| Trophy | How to unlock
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| - Get a Familiar total weight of 100.
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| - Get a Familiar total weight of 300.
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| - Multiuse 99 red balloons simutaneously.
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| - Have 11 Fullness, Drunkeness, and Spleen simutaneously.
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| - Have ten Different 90-100% Favorite Familiars in your Ascension History.
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| - Discover 50 meatsmithing recipes.
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| - Defeat 240 black puddings.
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| - Discover 150 food recipes.
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| - Eat 60 White Citadel Burgers, 10 White Citadel Fries, and drink 4 Cherry and Diet Cloaca Colas.
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| - Defeat Boss Bat, Goblin King, and Bonerdagon at level 11 Canadia setting.
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| - Get a Familiar total weight of 500.
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| - Get the trophy in the Strange Leaflet quest.
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| - Run away from 100 battles.
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| - Use 100 chaos butterflies.
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| - Discover 100 booze recipes.
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| - Find ten clockwork keys in one ascension.
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| - Have Coldform and at least 100 bonus Cold damage/spell damage.
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- Cross Pattee Alisee Tattoo
| - Visit the Pretentious Artist with the Roy Orbinson disguise equipped.
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| - use 50 scrolls of Ancient Forbidden Unspeakable Evil.
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| - Get toast from a PVP fight.
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| - Have thirteen Spooky Pirate skeletons in your closet.
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| - Drink five tomato daiquiris.
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| - Have Spookyform and at least 100 bonus Spooky damage/spell damage.
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| - Achieve level 30 as a Disco Bandit.
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| - Make all six Spookyraven Manor skills permanent.
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| - Kill all Dungeons Of Doom monsters 120 times.
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| - Eat 50 lucky surprise eggs.
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| - Acquire the Missing Fingers effect by using a Knob Goblin firecracker on the Fourth Of July.
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| - Defeat ten Reindeer in the Crimbo Town Factory.
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| - Summon any combination of thirty demons in the Summoning Chamber.
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| - Obtain ten Clockwork Keys from the Thugnderdome.
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| - Get thirty sex changes in the Sleazy Back Alley.
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| - Accumulate 1,000,000 meat in Hardcore.
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| - Discover 50 food recipes.
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| - Spend 100 turns protesting yeti slaughter.
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| - Get all gourd potions in one hardcore ascension.
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| - Discover 50 booze recipes.
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| - Have Hotform and at least 100 bonus Hot damage/spell damage.
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| - Drink 30 White Canadians.
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| - Use eleven handfuls of confetti at once.
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| - Get all gnome skills permanently.
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| - Discover 100 meatsmithing recipes.
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| - Visit the Bugbear Pens in a bugbear outfit after freeing them from the Spooky Gravy Fairies and get the One Day in the Life adventure.
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| - Achieve level 30 as an Accordion Thief.
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| - Have Stenchorm and at least 100 bonus Stench damage/spell damage.
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| - Discover 150 meatsmithing recipes.
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| - Discover 69 meatpasting recipes.
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- Melon Baller, Shot Caller
| - Discover 100 food recipes.
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| - Have 11 Drunkenness, Fullness, And Spleen.
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| - Take off your pants at the crossover from 2005-2006.
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| - Drink 80 around the worlds.
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| - Eat five spaghetti with Skullheads.
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| - Achieve level 30 as a Pastamancer.
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| - Discover 30 jewelry crafting recipes.
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| - Have thirty different 90-100% favorite Familiars in your Ascension History.
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| - Defeat 100 Reindeer in the Crimbo Town Factory.
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| - Achieve level 30 as a Sauceror.
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| - Achieve level 30 as a Seal Clubber.
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| - Spend ten turns protesting yeti slaughter.
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| - Discard and slip on three separate banana peels.
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| - Ascend with a 20 pound Stab Bat.
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| - Discover 20 booze recipes.
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| - Use the Manual of Labor/Transmission/Dexterity thirty times.
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| - Eat eleven ghoul goulashes.
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- The Right Tool For The Job
| - Adventure for 100 adventures in The Haunted Bathroom with the Gnollish Autoplunger equipped.
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| - Donate 1,000,000 meat to each of the three statues in The Hall Of The Legends Of The Times Of Old.
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| - Be around when ascension started.
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| - Consume a three-tiered wedding cake.
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| - Have all thirty two Tiny Plastic items in you display case.
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| - Permanently get the original skills you start with.
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- Two-Tiered Tiny Plastic Trophy
| - Display all sixty four Tiny Plastic Series 2 figurines in your display case.
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| - Achieve level 30 as a Turtle Tamer.
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| - Eat five white chocolate and tomato pizzas.
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| - Have Sleazeform and at least 100 bonus Sleazy damage/spell damage.
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- Your Log Saw Something That Night
| - Type "Laura Palmer" into the notes section of the quest log.
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