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| - Defeat 7 enemies with a single charge attack. Then boast about this event to your friends, incessantly (we can track this).
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| - Earn all stars in the Hapsgaff chapters. This includes both Story Mode and Master Mode. You will earn a tiny hat.
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| - Have any targeted damage spell critical. Enjoy the fireworks display! Unless it's Acid Cloud, which is a little underwhelming.
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| - Earn 15 stars by beating levels, ideally without falling down and with all enemies defeated. Earn more stars to unlock pets!
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| - Someone used to live here in the tower with Whitebeard. Whoever it was is long gone, now.
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| - Get all possible stars in every chapter, in both Story Mode and Master Mode. This does not include secret stars. If they exist.
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| - Earn all stars in the Tetramont chapters, both in Story Mode and Master Mode. Make all those animate objects inanimate.
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| - Earn all stars in the Arosh chapters, both in Story Mode and Master Mode. Can you flawlessly defeat various boars?
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| - Bash 100 zombies with the Wooden Staff, in a completely pointless and tedious display. Or use the Crystal Staff, if you can find it.
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| - Destroy a floating eye before it becomes aware of you. A completely overkill spell attack should do it.
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| - No indoor roughhousing! Get through the second Tetramont Estate level without destroying any furniture.
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| - Get through the first Garden level without harming a single plant. Temporarily stifle your impulse to smash everything.
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| - Destroy 50 giant vegetables. Eating gigantic, magically grown vegetables seems like a pretty bad idea, anyway.
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| - Crush an enemy by luring it into a Rook's path. Named after the chess move where you throw the pieces and board at your opponent.
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| - Did the boards paint this? That guy kind of looks like Arosh.
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| - Shoot 4 targeted attack spells in 4 seconds. Ideally do this to a massive, dangerous boss monster, instead of obliterating a barrel.
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| - Deal with Hurgoth's minions! Fling spells everywhere! Earn 10 Combat Achievements for this milestone.
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| - Blow up the opposition in interesting ways, on your journey towards earning 20 different Combat Achievements.
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| - Get all 30 Combat Achievements. For this one you'll have to do all the weird achievements that are remaining.
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| - Make your own combo! Special attack charge into an enemy within a second after slashing it.
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| - Urrrg I want a new spell, but the spell urn is so far away. Better just break it with another spell, that way you don't have to move.
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| - Defeat a Drudge Lightning Shaman with a lightning blast, at the same time it is also shooting a lightning spell.
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| - Defeat a single, low level enemy with an expensive targeted attack spell. Have your servants feed you peeled grapes.
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| - Take down a Red Demon with sword attacks, only, no damaging spells. You don't need such tricks for a single opponent, anyway!
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| - Cultists pray to their dark evil masters here, for guidance and lashings.
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| - Read 3 journal entries or books in Story Mode. We expect you to do this by accident, as you attempt to destroy paper products.
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| - Show respect for the dead in the third Crypt level by not destroying any coffins. Go ahead and still smash bone piles for no reason.
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| - I hate signs! They're so bossy! Destroy 20 of them.
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| - Cast 2 frost shard spells within 2 seconds of each other, in opposite directions. There's little tactical reason for this, you big show-off.
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| - Environment Achievements generally involve smashing inanimate objects. Get 7 of them for this first milestone.
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| - Get 14 Environment Achievements to prove you share my sentiments in regards to hating inanimate objects.
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| - I want you... to smash... EVERYTHING. Get all 21 Environment Achievements!
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| - Hit an already spontaneously combustible orc tent with a fireball spell. Just to show that you mean business.
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| - Discover a single Exploration Achievement. Keep your eye out for secrets!
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| - These specimens look expired and lifeless. What was being created here?
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| - Get 7 General Achievements, which include milestones and other completionist achievements. They tend to also reward hats.
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| - Get 14 General Achievements. The previous General Milestone counts in this, so that's one less achievement to worry about!
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| - Get 21 General Achievements, then get this 22nd General Achievement for free! What a great deal!
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| - A curious contraption. It must be what Lady Tetramont uses to animate her golems.
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| - Defeat 1000 enemies. Seems like a nice, round, arbitrary number.
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| - On the next episode of Hat hoarders: We reveal that you have a serious hat hoarding problem. Acquire every single monster hat.
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| - This titanic magical machine appears to pump a strange red fluid throughout the laboratories in the bunker.
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| - Tell the orcs that it's a private forest, no camping. Destroy 15 of their tents.
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| - Orc tents combust on the slightest touch. Frankly they seem like a horrible form of shelter.
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| - Knock a Fragile Wailer down with a special attack charge. Better keep attacking when it gets back on its feet.
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| - Beat Story Mode. Find the missing wizards. Save the day. Then try Master Mode for a real challenge!
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| - Smash 10 beds to show that you don't rest until the job is done.
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| - Rest in PIECES. Destroy 50 bone piles.
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| - Whitebeard must have quite an appetite! Too bad the drudges keep nibbling on all the vegetables.
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| - Knock down an enemy with your special attack when it attempts to bull charge you. Make sure they're small enough to knock down.
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| - Collect the same spell 3 times in a row. I don't want to tell you how to do your job or anything but trinkets might help with this.
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| - Triumph over Master Mode. This might be pretty difficult. Never give up!
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| - Get through a level with at least 40 monsters, while not smashing a single urn. Just run right past all health, magic and haste urns.
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| - When three enemy spells are in flight, cast a spell of your own to nullify all of them at once. A textbook battlemage tactic!
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| - So buff! Get a buff spell to double duration, either by stacking a buff spell twice, or simply destroying a health urn when already at maximum health.
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| - Destroy 10 green slimes with acid bursts. You don't have to get all 10 with the same spell, but that would be the most stylish way to do it.
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| - Defeat 5 midbosses, the bigger and burlier opponents you face, with a single lightning spell.
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| - Hey look! I'm a master gardener! (Waving sword around, destroying flowers on 50 separate occasions).
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| - The cultist leader, Harbringer, seems to have put a stop to the enigmatic banished mage's note trail. At least you got some treasure.
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| - Destroy 50 inactive Golems or Faceless tanks, preventing the hassle of fighting them later.
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| - You were probably going to cut down 100 bushes anyway, due to your hatred of plants.
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| - Complete a level with at least 20 monsters, without harming any of them. Run, don't fight!
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| - Lure 3 enemies into being defeated by their allies spells. Take your time, no need to kill all 3 with the same friendly fire spell.
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| - Hit a stunned enemy just as it's jumping to its feet. This doesn't do any bonus damage, but it appeals to my sense of humor.
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| - Fire a targeted attack spell within two seconds of collecting it. You're really quite impatient.
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| - Get 5 melee critical hits in a row! You might need a Luck spell or some special gear!
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| - Those books are probably priceless, but maybe slashing them will make your sword smarter. Destroy 10 bookstacks and find out!
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| - Destroy two or more spell urns with a single spell. It's just a good business decision, really.
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| - Defeat 8 boars with a single fireball. Then run across the entire map to tell Arosh, who will give you yet another boar killing quest.
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| - Lady Tetramont appears to be dumping her failed creations in the tunnels here.
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| - Discover all 13 Exploration Achievements. 12 of these are in Story Mode, and the last one is found in Master Mode.
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| - Read all journal entries and books in Story Mode! Don't worry about Master Mode, for now.
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| - Mushrooms are extremely dangerous when fully grown. Better destroy 100 of them.
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| - This gigantic dark iron anvil radiates a foul energy.
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| - Hapsgaff's experiments with the local slimes look quite strange, indeed.
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| - Have all three sprite allies at the same time. Summon a Sprite, summon an Inferno, and have the mini-Sprite pet equipped.
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| - Fight with things in your favor. Have 3 different buff spells on you at the same time.
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| - Defeat the Fel Boar and its minions using only your sword, no targeted spells. Just let those spells stack up to get overflow shield buffs.
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| - Destroy 30 coffins, undoubtedly halting the vampire menace.
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- There's Gotta Be Something In Them
| - The 20th barrel you destroy has a 0.000001% chance to contain an incredible prize.
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| - Fail to hit an orc assassin that's dashing past you, twice.
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| - Prove that you're the top dog, and all the others are just yappin' dogs. Collect every boss hat. This may require several boss defeats.
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| - A massive, faded portrait of a female mage. Wonder where she is now?
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| - The warchief is a big orc. Big orcs need a big tent!
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| - Defeat an enemy who has at least 30 health in a single sword swing. You might need a bigger sword to do this!
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- You Dare Bring Light Into My Lair
| - All these torches are a fire hazard. Better smash apart 30 of them.
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The 'wrong' way is the only way to get three stars on level, as you'll often find monsters waiting for you.
Likewise, if you die even once then you'll need to restart for the fabled three stars.
