| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| - Buy your first Omen upgrade from Kyle.
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| - Fence one of every trading card.
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- All for a bit of cardboard
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| - Purchase an electric tool upgrade.
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| - Take longer than 15 minutes to complete Project Ascension.
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| - Complete the Hive Inc. ending.
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| - Exceed donut quota by 20% or more on each day of the Hive ending.
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| - Help Uncle Porkchop become a god.
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| - Complete a job for every faction.
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| - Complete a run without taking a job from a faction member.
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| - Free Kyle of his shackles.
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| - Increase workshop to max size.
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| - Trade your time for something greater... Or worse... You do you.
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| - Complete the Lawmakers ending.
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| - Beat all of the Tomfoolery levels.
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| - Complete the Cultists ending.
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- It's Just So Frickin' Cool!
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| - Complete the Empyrean ending.
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- Now We're Getting Somewhere
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| - Run out of time whilst a job is active.
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| - Change Wilbur's appearance.
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| - Complete the Magpie Endeavours ending.
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| - Make first R.E.N.T. in less than 10 minutes (of day time).
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| - Beat a run in less than 45 minutes (of day time).
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| - Have your Magpie membership revoked.
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| - You should've known this would happen. Maybe read the manual next time?
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| - Make a purchase in the evening of R.E.N.T. day that causes you to not make R.E.N.T.
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| - Open the washing machine.
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| - Drop a bunch of shaped donuts.
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| - Be killed by a fatal job.
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- That's Not How That Works
| - Use the wrench incorrectly. Move it back and forth!
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| - Do sufficiently bad on a job that the TowBro is called.
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| - Visit all of the VR Realms.
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| - Forget to latch the candle mold.
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- Wilbur? More like Wilmot!
| - Complete the final Magpie day in five minutes or less.
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| - Learn the identity of the god of Limbo.
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| - Get zooped back for the first time.
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