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| - If you love her, let her go, or whatever it was that guy said in the song.
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| - One giant leap for Isabelle-kind.
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- Another For The Cringe Compilation
| - That wasn't as bad as you thought it would be.
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| - Yeah, you really can't do this.
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| - Got your check, but why do you feel like this?
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- Blocking Your Own Blessings
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| - It's actually really attractive to absolutely lose your mind when told about yourself for even a min.
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- Call you Tracy Chapman...
| - ...the way you drive these girls away.
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| - You need to move on with your life.
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- Commotion at the Pink Lobster
| - At least you didn't have to cover the bill.
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- Control Freak on a Leash Damn...
| - Why is your kid better at this than you are?
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| - ...that's coming out of your paycheck.
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| - At least it helps the biscuits go down.
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| - Signs to be a better father.
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- Drama Queen at BVS Pharamcy
| - You really need to be nicer to strangers.
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- Fighting the ******** allegations.
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- First time in a rich guy's house
| - Life comes at you fast. Literally.
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- Fishing for ***** (and failing)
| - You probably will regret this.
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- Friends with another man?
| - ...Who probably hates you.
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- Friends... How Many of Us Have Them?
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| - Not the time, noor the place.
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| - It can only wait so long.
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- Half a gummie into a new friendship
| - Sometimes, friends are better.
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- Hanging With The Mean Girl
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| - Holding the hand of your two loves.
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- I WINE BECAUSE ABUELITA WHINES
| - Maybe some other ******* day, but not today.
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- IF PROJECTION WAS A DRUG...
| - ...You'd still be too sober for this.
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- It's Okay to Whine A Little
| - Heavens know you earned it.
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- It's Okay to Wine a Little
| - C'mon, it'll take the edge off.
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- JUST THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
| - They're so small! And sad! Just look at them!
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- Just Let the Bad Thoughts Linger
| - That was certainly something.
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- Let's go to the beach, beach
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- Local Woman Takes High Road For Once
| - Personal growth? In MY ******? It's more likely than you think.
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- Low Eyes In A Fancy Restaurant
| - Why is she looking at you like that...
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- No one told me life was gonna be this way
| - You're glad you have her.
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- Not-So-Great Feelings At The *** Club
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| - Maybe you should have asked her about her reputation before doing this...
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- Putting the "Ex" in "Expectations"
| - Maybe next time? Don't talk about your divorce so much.
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| - You're already regretting this.
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| - Maybe you aren't as straight as you thought.
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- Tell Her You Both Matter, Don't You?
| - Back at it again at the bad decisions depot!
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- The kind you can depend on
| - No one ever told you life was gonna be this way.
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- The only thing in your way
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| - No really, we really need to see one.
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- Therapy sessions in the bedroom
| - You will get the hang of this eventually.
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| - You really should have taken half of it.
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- To All the Milves You've Loved Before
| - At least your baby mother isn't slashing your tires...
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| - You don't need friends. They disappoint you.
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- WAY TO GO,-wait, didn't this already happen?
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| - How much do you think a live burial costs?
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| - That probably could've been handled better.
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- Worse Theater Etiquette than A. L. Miller
| - You should probably turn your brightness down.
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