| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| - Unlocked 50% of the Tome of the Ancients
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| - Unlocked 75% of the Tome of the Ancients
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| - Popped a chicken with your snake head
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| - Got a Survivor Streak of 10 or more
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- Cobruh la la la la la la la la (secret)
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- Colossal Blunder (secret)
| - Shamefully fell to your death while fighting the Colossus
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| - Completed Transfigured Tasks
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| - Fully upgraded the town statue
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| - Healed, burned and healed some more using fruit
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| - Stayed aloft for 10 seconds
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| - Became a Desert Chrome member
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| - Helped Billy complete his garden
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| - Helped Billy farm a plant
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| - Capitalized on your bodaciousness
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| - Completed Cathode Raider Tasks
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| - Completed the game De-Made style
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| - Got a Kill Streak of 10 or more
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- Make-Out Like a Bandit (secret)
| - Stole a key from a shop using Suck Face
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| - Received a tasty beverage from the Mender altar
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| - Participated in a Daily Challenge
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| - Received disapproval from the Mender altar
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| - Received a cash payout from the Mender altar
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| - Ejected 100 tapes from an ATM
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| - Unlocked 100% of the Tome of the Ancients
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| - Unlocked 25% of the Tome of the Ancients
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| - Completed Vestigial Tasks
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| - Upgraded Shermie's Shop to the max!
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| - Annihilated 5 enemies at once
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| - Loaded your body up with the bummer mutation trifecta
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| - Discovered a Mutation Combo
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