| Trophy | How to unlock
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- A wholesome parenting simulator (Silver)
| - Get an A+ on the Final level.
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- Are we there yet? (Silver)
| - Stay on the loading screen for five minutes.
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| - Make 50 produce splatters.
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- Between the yellow flags (Silver)
| - Get an A+ on the Beach level.
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| - Talk to all guests at the party in under 20 seconds.
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- Credit where credit's due (Bronze)
| - Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!
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| - Get an A+ on the Grocery Store level.
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| - Finish the story with two or more players.
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| - Create a custom character.
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| - Get an A+ on the Airport level.
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| - Get an A+ on the Bonfire level.
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| - Get an A+ on the Camp Safety level.
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- I'm not touching that (Gold)
| - Win a level without picking up a child.
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- Is it a bird? Is it a plane? (Bronze)
| - Throw the same child 10 times in a row.
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- It wasn't a lie! (Silver)
| - Wear the Chocolate Cake Hat.
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- Lovely day at the park (Silver)
| - Get an A+ on the Park level.
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| - Get an A+ on the Zoo level.
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- Ooh, you're dirty (Silver)
| - Touch poo while wearing the poo hat.
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- Please, don't have kids! (Silver)
| - Lose the game in less than 20 seconds.
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| - Get an A+ on the Party level.
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| - Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.
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| - Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.
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- Thought of the Children (Platinum)
| - Earned all other trophies in the game.
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| - Get an A+ on the Skydiving level.
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| - Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.
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| - Get an A+ on the Ocean level.
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| - Get an A+ on the Outback level.
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