| Achievement | How to unlock
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- Carpal Tunnel Revenue (14)
| - You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
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| - You learned some sweet dance moves.
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| - You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
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| - You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
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- F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M (12)
| - You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
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| - You collected all the audio tapes.
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- High Five Me Again, Yeah (14)
| - You high fived the arm one too many times.
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| - You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
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| - You completed Paradigm. Dope.
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| - You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
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| - You installed a virus in IT.
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- Oh My What Long Arms You Have (14)
| - You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
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| - You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
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- Qualified IT Consultant (14)
| - You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
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- Succulent Space Odyseey (13)
| - You bid a farewell to a space cactus.
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- There's No Place Like Wall (13)
| - You talked to the Man in the Wall.
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| - You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
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| - You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
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