Defeat the Lady in Red in the "Elevated Train" level with a higher kill score than her. Return to Pacific Avenue to unlock Chairman Kodoshin. Then, complete any level.
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| - Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.
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| - Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.
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| - Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.
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| - Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.
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| - Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms
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| - Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
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| - Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.
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| - Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.
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| - Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.
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- Brother Antlers Crimelord
| - Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.
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| - Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.
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| - Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese
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| - Collect the following items: 1 Coffee Container, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses
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| - Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
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| - It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.
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| - Complete any level with De Capitan.
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| - Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.
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- De Capitan Masked Avenger
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| - Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.
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| - You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.
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| - Complete any level with Dr. Karate.
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| - Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.
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| - Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.
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| - Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.
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| - Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.
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| - Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.
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| - Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.
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| - Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit
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- Fuel Efficient Smack Down
| - Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.
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| - Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.
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| - Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.
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| - Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.
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| - Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose
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| - Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.
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| - Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.
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| - Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.
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| - Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.
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| - Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.
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| - Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!
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| - Collect 100 unique items.
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| - Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.
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| - Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich
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| - Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.
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| - Complete any level with Kid Justice.
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- Kid Justice Bully Beatdown
| - Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.
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- Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash
| - Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.
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| - Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.
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| - Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.
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| - Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.
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| - Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.
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| - Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.
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| - Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.
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| - Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.
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| - Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.
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| - Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.
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| - Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.
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| - Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.
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| - Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.
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| - Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.
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| - Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.
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| - Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.
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| - Complete any level with O'Grady.
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| - Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.
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| - Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.
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| - Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.
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| - Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.
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| - Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers
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| - Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
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| - Complete any level with Preston Endicott.
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- Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt
| - Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.
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- Preston Endicott Tornado Kick
| - Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.
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| - Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.
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| - Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.
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| - Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.
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| - Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove
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| - Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.
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| - Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks
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| - Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.
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| - Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.
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| - Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.
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- Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp
| - Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.
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- Steroid Jackson Back Breaker
| - Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.
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| - Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.
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| - Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
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| - Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.
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| - Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.
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| - Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.
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| - Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.
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| - Complete any level with the Beekeeper.
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- The Beekeeper Fatal Sting
| - Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.
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| - Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.
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| - Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.
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| - Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.
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| - Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers.
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| - Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.
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| - Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.
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| - Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
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| - Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife
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| - Defeat any level using Zotmeister.
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