| Achievement | How to unlock
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| - Complete a season without hiring an Op.
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- An Infinite Deal Of Nothing
| - Complete a season with Fuzzy Dice equipped.
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- Cry "Havoc!" And Let Slip The Dogs Of War
| - Complete The Attack Lawyer season.
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- He That Dies Pays All Debts
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- He That Will Have A Cake Out Of The Wheat, Must Tarry The Grinding
| - Complete 100 seasons successfully.
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- I Can Get No Remedy Against This Consumption Of The Purse
| - Drive 5000 miles and consume 512 units of Fuel total.
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- Neither A Borrower Nor A Lender Be
| - Complete The Gambler season.
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- Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent
| - Complete The Sunday Drivers season.
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| - Complete The Brain in a Jar season.
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- Shuffled Off This Mortal Coil
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- Spur Your Proud Horses Hard, And Ride In Blood
| - Destroy 100 enemies through collisions.
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- The Most Unkindest Cut Of All
| - Destroy 10 enemies using the Road Spike.
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- The Web Of Our Life Is Of A Mingled Yarn, Good And Ill Together
| - Completed the seasons of all characters.
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- There Is Nothing Either Good Or Bad, But Thinking Makes It So
| - Complete The Trader season.
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- Things Won Are Done; Joy's Soul Lies In The Doing
| - Complete 1000 seasons successfully.
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- Time Travels In Divers Paces With Divers Persons
| - Drive 500 miles and consume 32 units of Fuel total.
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- To Climb Hills Requires A Slow Pace
| - Complete 10 Seasons successfully.
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- To Unpathed Waters, Undreamed Shores
| - Drive 100 miles and consume 8 units of Fuel total.
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- Travelers Never Did Lie, Though Fools At Home Condemn Them
| - Drive 1000 miles and consume 128 units of Fuel total.
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| - Completed the seasons of all characters in Pro mode.
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- Uneasy Lies The Head That Wears The Crown
| - Complete The Gangcult Leader season.
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- Violent Delights Have Violent Ends
| - Complete The Sanctioned Op, Part 2 season.
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| - Complete The Sanctioned Op, Part 1 season.
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