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| - Mbyae the oderr of lterets isn't so imprnotat, as it semes, but it's btteer coerrct tahn not. Plrbbaoy.
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| - Every station needs an attendant.
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| - A few years ago, the Party was actively rolling out this technology, but I never thought it would come to this... And yet, here it is! A painted bench!
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| - Early bird gets the trash!
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| - You have to conserve light, then put the savings away in Grandma's china cabinet for later.
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| - Sometimes covering your face can be useful, and it might even give you strength. Whether it's a pimple on your nose or you're a terrifying spawn of guilt and sorrow from another dimension with a giant knife, for example.
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| - The hallmark of bullshit. Or how did that saying go?
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| - If a real man wants to smell space, he does it-regardless of what some so-called scientists say about it being impossible.
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| - Or whatever you call that feeling when you've already broken something like this before?
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| - The perfect tool for expanding your vocabulary with colorful expressions from the driver and passengers, especially if you yank it at full speed.
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| - Only a real man would dare oppose a granny on a bus.
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| - I wonder how many more crates and barrels I have to smash before I become a crime boss?
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| - Hail, Caesar! Though I'm more of a Cobb salad guy.
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| - You can live forever through art! Unless they put it back in the sewer, of course.
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| - Any password can be cracked, especially if you already know it and carefully type it in from a piece of paper.
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| - No idea what I was celebrating, but I celebrated hard.
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| - A basic human instinct: the urge to hit things with a crowbar.
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| - I don't know how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb, but it only takes one man to unscrew it.
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| - To catch a mole, you have to think like a mole.
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| - The important thing is to work out. What you use is just a technicality.
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| - Grandpa taught me to help women. He never specified what condition they had to be in.
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| - The Leader can do no wrong; it's the underlings who are the problem. Look at them, flying around instead of working.
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| - A medal for Mommy, a medal for Daddy! Who's a good little boy?
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| - Building one snowman is basically a full gym workout. Then again, so is literally anything-there's not much to do in a gym anyway.
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| - Scrounging up a pile of Oxyworms is easy. You don't even have to dig for them-beautiful!
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| - Patient, not a pushover. Totally different.
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| - Making friends in space is easy. Look how many are lying around! And they keep quiet, unlike the living.
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| - Prank calling is fun until someone pulls your ear. After that, you'll have to use the other ear to keep at it.
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| - There is no crime more heinous than depriving law enforcement of its primary nutrient.
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| - What you don't see can't hurt you.
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| - The important thing here is letting your imagination take flight, not your ship.
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| - Who even keeps count of this crap?
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| - Anyone can handle a computer. Especially when the task is to break it. Proven by millions of sysadmins across the galaxy.
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| - Statistically, over 80% of couples who hang love locks eventually break up. Knock the locks off, keep families together!
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| - A tour of the toilets gives you a truly unique perspective on any city.
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| - Who would even hide in there?
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