| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| A Hard Way to Go | Pick up a key. | 75
|
| All the Bells Say | Take three relics. | 25
|
| Endure and Survive | Survive for a while. | 50
|
| Force of Evil | Use every weapon. | 125
|
| Get Some Then | Slay 500 Zyrex. | 25
|
| House of Enlightenment | Enter three rooms. | 50
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| Long Time Coming | Get all keys. | 125
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| Meet in the Middle | Knock on heaven's door. | 25
|
| One Way Out | Reach the bottom. | 75
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| Stranger in a Strange Land | Find a special spot. | 75
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| The Day the World Went Away | Activate it. | 100
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| The Hope That Kills You | Buy all upgrades. | 150
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| Three Slaps | Build three structures. | 75
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| What Kind of Day Has It Been | Get defeated. | 25
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