| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| A Step Closer to Freedom | Buy your first Omen upgrade from Kyle. | 10
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| A Whole Lotta Cardboard | Fence one of every trading card. | 30
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| All for a bit of cardboard | Fence a trading card. | 20
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| Ascend | Become a god. | 60
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| Buzzzz | Purchase an electric tool upgrade. | 10
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| Calm Demeanour | Take longer than 15 minutes to complete Project Ascension. | 20
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| Cataclysm | Complete the Hive Inc. ending. | 50
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| Donut Aficionado | Exceed donut quota by 20% or more on each day of the Hive ending. | 30
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| Eldritch Bacon | Help Uncle Porkchop become a god. | 60
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| Faction Friendly | Complete a job for every faction. | 10
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| Faction Unfriendly | Complete a run without taking a job from a faction member. | 10
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| Find a Doodad | But what is it for? | 10
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| Free Kyle | Free Kyle of his shackles. | 40
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| Grower, Not a Shower | Increase workshop to max size. | 20
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| Happy Timemas | Trade your time for something greater... Or worse... You do you. | 10
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| He Earned It! | Pet Mörk 100 times. | 10
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| Hero | Complete the Lawmakers ending. | 50
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| I AM GAMER | Beat all of the Tomfoolery levels. | 10
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| Inevitable | Complete the Cultists ending. | 50
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| It's Just So Frickin' Cool! | Summon the cooler rock. | 10
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| Life Admin | Complete the Empyrean ending. | 50
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| No More Laundry | Find all secrets. | 20
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| Now We're Getting Somewhere | Make first R.E.N.T. | 30
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| Oooh Yeah, Capitalism! | Make second R.E.N.T. | 30
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| Out of Time | Run out of time whilst a job is active. | 10
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| Pretty Foxman | Change Wilbur's appearance. | 10
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| Prospector | Complete the Magpie Endeavours ending. | 50
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| Rapid R.E.N.T. | Make first R.E.N.T. in less than 10 minutes (of day time). | 40
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| Rapid Run | Beat a run in less than 45 minutes (of day time). | 40
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| Revoked! | Have your Magpie membership revoked. | 10
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| Serve That Man | You should've known this would happen. Maybe read the manual next time? | 10
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| Short-sighted | Make a purchase in the evening of R.E.N.T. day that causes you to not make R.E.N.T. | 10
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| Spin Cycle | Open the washing machine. | 10
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| Station Managed | Use station management. | 10
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| Such a Klutz! | Drop a bunch of shaped donuts. | 10
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| That Was Unfortunate | Be killed by a fatal job. | 10
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| That's Not How That Works | Use the wrench incorrectly. Move it back and forth! | 10
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| The Full Package | Fix one of every module. | 20
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| This is Your Life Now | Make third R.E.N.T. | 30
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| Tow-tally Not Cool, Bro | Do sufficiently bad on a job that the TowBro is called. | 10
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| Traveller | Visit all of the VR Realms. | 10
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| Wax! Wax Everywhere! | Forget to latch the candle mold. | 10
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| Wilbur? More like Wilmot! | Complete the final Magpie day in five minutes or less. | 20
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| You're Who, Now? | Learn the identity of the god of Limbo. | 10
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| Zooped | Get zooped back for the first time. | 10
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