| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| Action Button Hero | Perform every takedown at least once. | 50
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| Anti-Aircraft Rodent | Defeat Mother and her helicopter. | 100
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| Anti-Tank Rodent | Defeat Father and his tank. | 100
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| Close Shave | Shave thirty Agents. | 30
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| Crime Wave | Hold up twenty citizens. | 20
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| Flying Squirrel | Pilot a Quadcopter. | 40
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| I'm an Oil Squirrel | Strike oil and get messy! | 30
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| John, Loo, and Dunny | Find every latrine. | 50
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| Joy Ride | Drive a car. | 10
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| Nautical Squirrel | Ride a boat (or water skis) | 20
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| Phone Thief | Steal a phone. | 15
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| Photogenic | Allow fifteen citizens to photograph you. | 20
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| Platinum Acorn | Achieve all the Achievements. | 200
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| Reach For The Sky! | Hold up a citizen. | 10
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| Rocket Flying Squirrel | Ride on a rocket fired from an enemy! | 100
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| Shavior | Shave thirty Citizens. | 30
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| Street Credits | Get a perfect score in the credits minigame. | 50
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| Superhero Landing | Perform a superhero landing when falling from a great height. | 20
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| Top Secret Snack | Collect the first golden acorn. | 5
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| Yippee-Ki-Yay, Mother-Nutter | Defeat 100 Agents. | 100
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