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| 4-Star: Level 10 | You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 10! | 30
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| 4-Star: Level 11 | You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 11! | 30
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| 4-Star: Level 2 | You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 2! | 30
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| 4-Star: Level 3 | You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 3! | 30
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| 4-Star: Level 4 | You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 4! | 30
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| 4-Star: Level 5 | You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 5! | 30
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| 4-Star: Level 6 | You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 6! | 30
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| 4-Star: Level 8 | You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 8! | 30
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| 4-Star: Level 9 | You achieved a perfect 4-star average in level 9! | 30
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| A Spy Among Goblins | Completed Level 9! | 15
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| Alliance Chosen: Marvagh | You helped convince the princess to choose Kargan and ally with Marvagh. | 15
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| Alliance Chosen: Petrard | You helped convince the princess to choose Finius and ally with Petrard. | 15
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| Bad Guy Gary | Your actions led to Gary turning to the dark side. | 15
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| Battle Won - By Air | Your draft choices led to victory in the aerial battle! | 15
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| Battle Won - By Land | Your draft choices led to victory in the land battle! | 15
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| Battle Won - By Sea | Your draft choices led to victory in the naval battle! | 15
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| Birthday Girl! | You found the birthday girl and gave her a present! Whoo! | 30
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| Dream Marvagh Wedding | Planned a perfect Petrardian party! | 15
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| Dream Petrardian Wedding | Manifested a magnificent Marvagh matrimony! | 15
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| Ghost Finder | You were visited by the ghost King Oswin! And heard some Shakespeare! | 15
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| Got the best ending! | Your choices have led to the best ending, with the Sprawl repelling the invading army! | 30
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| Got the second best ending! | Your choices have led to the second best ending, with the Sprawl failing to repel the invading army. | 15
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| Let's Play Goblinball | Completed Level 3. | 15
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| Mage Champion! | Chose the mage Articulus Flamehands to rescue the princess. | 15
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| Master Timetraveller! | You defeated Tyronius before he could use the chronometer once! (Is this your second playthrough?) | 30
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| No Fatality Gameshow | You are either very smart or very lucky: all of the contestants survived! | 30
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| Oh my god, you killed Lil! You... | You encountered the first of many landmines in Lil' Guardsman. Good job! | 15
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| Risk It For The Biscuit | You encouraged Beverley to embark upon a perilous quest! | 15
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| Rogue Champion! | Chose the thief Perry Shoutson to rescue the princess. | 15
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| Sprawl Undefeated! | Your draft choices led to victory in the every battle! | 85
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| The Curse Of The Duck | Your incessant calls to Malcolm led to a terrible curse taking hold. Quack! | 15
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| The Envoys Arrive | Completed Level 2. | 15
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| The Final Countdown | Completed Level 11! | 15
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| The Night Shift: 2 | Completed Level 10! | 15
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| The Night Shift | Completed Level 5. | 15
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| The Princess Is Missing! | Completed Level 4. | 15
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| Triple Barf! | You heard Lil say triple barf to a visiting head of state! | 15
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| Troll Killer | You vaporized goblinball legend Saruna Goodfoot! | 15
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| Villain Speech: Blood on your hands! | Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech blaming you for all the terrible things that happened! | 15
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| Villain Speech: Petrardians Purlin Power Cry | Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech involving Petrardian forces taking the digsite. | 15
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| Villain Speech: Smaggle Slaves! | Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech involving smaggle slaves. | 15
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| Villian Speech: Economics: 101! | Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech about economics. WTF? | 15
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| Warrior Champion! | Chose the warrior Neil Warkiller to rescue the princess. | 15
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| Wartime Lil | Completed Level 8. | 15
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| Wedding Planner | Completed Level 6. | 15
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| Wedding Uninterrupted | Witness the entire wedding ceremony without objecting. | 15
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| Wedding, Interrupted | Completed Level 7. | 15
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| You Saved Gary! | Your actions prevented Gary from turning to the dark side. | 30
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