| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Are We Good Guys Or Bad Guys? | Complete a level with any three arrows and the Ranger Outfit. | 20
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| Backdraft | Complete a level with the Detonator Suit, Fireball Sword, Fire Arrow, and Firewalker Potion. | 20
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| Best Party Guest | Collect fifty ice. | 20
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| Biohazard | Complete a level with all poison-related gear equipped. | 20
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| Bone Collector | Collect fifty bones. | 20
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| Budding Gardener | Collect fifty Vine Hjeart seeds. | 20
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| Can't Touch This | Dodge three attacks with the Gladiator Outfit. | 15
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| Completionist | Unlock all other achievements. | 100
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| Death Defied | Start a level with only one heart. | 5
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| Don't Get Too Greedy | Complete a Greed Grind without dying. | 10
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| Employee of the Month | Collect 1000 grindstones. | 50
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| Eternal Frenemies | Survived Jjary, again (and again and again) | 50
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| Fe-Festival | Collect fifty iron. | 20
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| For Rock and Stone! | Mine gold using the Goldrush Garb and Pickaxe. | 20
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| Forager | Collect fifty poison mushrooms. | 20
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| Fortunate Soul | Complete a Fortune Grind without dying. | 10
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| Fun, Flirty, and Thirty | Create a 30-Chain Grindstone. | 15
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| Ghost Facers! | Collect fifty ectoplasm. | 20
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| Goldrush Glory Days | Collect fifty gold. | 25
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| Hot Potato | Collect fifty magma rock. | 20
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| Humerus Achievement | Defeat SkjellyKjing. | 10
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| I Believe I Can Fly | Collect fifty batwings. | 20
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| If It Bleeds, You Can Kill It | Kill 10000 Creeps. | 20
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| It's Been a Blast | Defeat MekkaMortie. | 10
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| Jerk-Slayer | Collect fifty guts. | 20
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| Killed 20 Jerks | Kill twenty Jerks. | 10
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| OK Boomer | Use the OK Boomerang over lava. | 15
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| Off the Beaten Path | Complete three Creep hideouts. | 50
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| Pardon my Slob | Spare a Royal Slob. | 5
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| Quinceañera Time | Create a 15-Chain Grindstone. | 5
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| Royal Flush, Again | Kill fifty Slobs. | 20
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| Royal Flush | Kill five Slobs. | 5
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| Shrub it Off | Defeat Creepzïlla. | 10
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| Slaughterhouse 5 (200 times) | Kill 1000 Creeps. | 10
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| Stop Hitting Each Other | Make a Jerk melee another Jerk. | 15
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| Survive the Bombsequences | Survived your first boss. | 5
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| Survived The Slaughter | Defeat MjeatBöll. | 20
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| That Was Quick | Complete a Quick Grind without dying. | 5
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| The Fellowship | Complete a level with the Spinny Sword, Arrow, and Pickaxe. | 20
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| The Journey Begins | Complete Level 1. | 5
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| The Midas Touch | Complete a level with any three pieces of gold gear and the Grindstone Garb. | 20
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| The Poison You Just Drank | Cause a Jerk to die from poison. | 15
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| There is No Escape | Wake up in the Inn. | 5
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| Timber! | Collect fifty wood. | 20
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| Top of the Food Chain | Create a 45-Chain Grindstone. | 50
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| Trying To Get Into That 1%, Huh? | Collect fifty crowns. | 25
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| Ultimate Jerk | Kill 200 Jerks. | 50
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| You're In a Cult, Call Your Dad | Defeat Jjurk-Creepethuth. | 15
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| Yummy! | Eat three of Helgä's snack items. | 20
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