| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| A New Hobby | Pick up painting. | 20
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| Angel of Mercy | Complete Part four without killing any angels. | 150
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| As if we'd end the game like that, chyeah | Find the really bad ending. | 20
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| Bad Clerk | Let a customer rent a bad movie. | 10
|
| Defenestration | Hateblast people through windows three times. | 150
|
| Drop the "the" | Repeat JT's greatest contribution to movie quotes. | 10
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| Every Horn Counts | Kill an incubus. | 10
|
| Fanboy Fantasy | Find a chance to use "that quote". | 20
|
| Fatality! | Get Gloom killed. | 20
|
| Furever Home | Find a home for Sonic. | 50
|
| Good Clerk | Do a good deed in the video store. | 10
|
| I knew this would come in handy | Use your secret weapon at the cathedral. | 50
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| Just Listen | Help someone by listening. | 20
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| Like a Power Ballad | Fly into the sunset with Muriel. | 20
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| Man-buns suck | Cut off Michael's hair. | 20
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| No Fate | Find the canonical ending. | 20
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| No Urgency | Test Gloom's patience. | 20
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| No peeping! | Stop a pervert. | 20
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| Super Angel of Mercy | Reach a good ending without Gloom directly killing anyone other than Roger. | 200
|
| Ultimate Geek | Prove how 1337 you are. | 100
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| Unhappiness in Slavery | Reunite a demon family. | 20
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| Wrong Way on a One-Way Track | Become really jaded. | 20
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| You're doing great! | Reflect and recognize that you've achieved a lot already. | 20
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