| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| A Real Quitter | Give up for longer than one minute. | 100
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| Double Dunce | Fall down the hole... again. | 10
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| Dunce | Fall down the hole. | 10
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| Get To Work | Beat the game. | 100
|
| Grindset Mindset 1 | Listen to 5 of the podcasts. | 10
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| Grindset Mindset 2 | Listen to 10 of the podcasts. | 40
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| Grindset Mindset 3 | Listen to all of the podcasts. | 100
|
| Participation Trophy | Get out of bed. | 10
|
| Please, Get Back to Work | Try to fall down the hole a third time. | 10
|
| Quitter | Hit the give up button. | 100
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| Speedrunner 1 | Beat the game in under two hours. | 100
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| Speedrunner 2 | Beat the game in under an hour. | 100
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| Speedrunner 3 | Beat the game in under 45 min. | 100
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| The Richest Man On Earth | Find the secret ending. | 100
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| The Strongest Handshake in the World | Recover from the interview. | 10
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| Wait, Seriously??? | Beat the game in under 30 min. | 100
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