| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| A Heavy Thinker | Enjoy some cerebrum cider in Principle Square. | 20
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| Black Hog Down | Defeat the Nightmare in Outer Cerebrum. | 50
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| Come full circle | Unlock all memories. | 80
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| Dance like an idiot | Dance with The Jester in The Moral Compass Core. | 50
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| Elementary, My Dear Dusty | Solve the crime in Principle Square. | 50
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| Fight like an idiot | Deal with The Jester in Conviction Lane. | 50
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| Flee like an idiot | Encounter The Jester in Limbic Uplands. | 50
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| GOAAAAAAAAAL! | Score a goal in Principle Square. | 20
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| Heavy Thoughts | Use a Thought Block to kill an enemy. | 30
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| I'm Back at the Surface now | Complete the game. | 120
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| Memory Completionist | Get all Remembrane Shards in every level. | 120
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| Ouch, that hurt! | Get hit in the head by a Coco Bulb. | 30
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| Patient Listener | Listen through the entire work-life-balance argument. | 80
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| Remembering of the past | Unlock your first memory. | 50
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| Repair the Mind Validation Machine | Complete the Ethics Maze. | 50
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| Slam-KABAM | Have a Slammer destroy an enemy. | 30
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| Whac-a-worker | Fulfill the wishes of the Worker Opinion in Principle Square. | 20
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| You're a-MAZE-ing! | Complete the entire Ethics Maze without taking any wrong turns. | 100
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