| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| AI Destroyer | Defeat the AI in the final level. | 100
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| Chaotic neutral | Choose to delete Jimmy. | 80
|
| Dirty Pig | See photos of Diana in cyberspace. | 50
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| Dirty stories | Access the WC DLC page in cyberspace. | 50
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| Employee of the month | Deliver all noodles in 3 levels. | 100
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| Employee of the year | Deliver all noodles in all levels. | 130
|
| First Night | Survive the first day of work. | 50
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| Funeral online | Attends Luna546's funeral. | 50
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| Good rider | Deliver all noodles in a level. | 50
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| Hack the world | Survive the 4th night. | 40
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| Injection! | Unlock the DASH in cyberspace. | 40
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| Jimmy loves you too | Don't reset your saves to set Jimmy free. | 80
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| Lawful Neutral | Choose to reset the Game. | 80
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| Retrogamer | Select IDDQD in the cyberspace dialogue. | 60
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| Self-Awareness | Talk to Roy on the roof. | 40
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