| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| 100 Proof | Inflicted hundred enemies with alements. | 40
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| Aged Like A Fine Rhine | Completed the game with Rhine. | 100
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| Barrels of Fun | Completed the game with Oak. | 100
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| Chugg-a-lug! | Completed the game with Chugg. | 100
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| Didn't Spill A Drop | Completed a level without taking damage. | 70
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| Drunkard | Activated Brews fifty times. | 20
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| Drunked Up Knight, That Bastard | Defeated the Drunked Up Knight. | 50
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| Hangover Cure | Ate fifty chickens. | 20
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| High Tolerance | Completed the game without dying. | 120
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| Lazarat, That Bastard | Defeated Lazarat, that bastard. | 60
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| Mr. Vitis, The Tentapool Table, That Bastard | Defeated Mr. Vitis, The Tentapool Table. | 70
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| Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop | Hit ten enemies with a single champagne shot. | 50
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| The Biggest Bastard Of Them All | Defeated Temperance, the last bastard. | 80
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| The Whole Nine Yardies | Completed the game with Mugg. | 100
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| Top Shelf | Obtained a Top Shelf brew or artifact. | 20
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