| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| A Man of Taste | You threw the Hitman his favorite soda. | 50
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| Ace in the Hole | You didn't miss a single shot in skeet. | 50
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| Adios, Friendo | You breathed your last. | 150
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| Audiophile | You listened to every record in the house. | 50
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| Be Seeing You | You told him goodbye. | 50
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| Bottoms Up | You tossed the Hitman a soda. | 20
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| Butcher | Fed the pigs a hearty meal. | 50
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| Cut Call | You cut a phone call short. | 20
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| Fair's Fair | You've shoveled your fair share. | 20
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| Hard Worker | You shoveled the most, like a champ. | 20
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| Hearty | Your final meal was a stew. | 30
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| Lazy Bones | You've shoveled plenty in your time. | 20
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| Magnetic Miracles | You listened to a single tape. | 20
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| Master, Commander | You caught The Admiral. | 50
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| Meaty | Your final meal was steak and potatoes. | 30
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| Mechanic | You started the car. | 50
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| Nice Try | You thought about shooting the shooter. | 50
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| Nothing Left to Say | You got a busy signal. | 20
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| Piano Man | You've got us feeling alright. | 30
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| Right On Target | You hit him with goat milk. | 50
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| Sniper | You won at horseshoes. | 50
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| Spicy | Your final meal was a curry. | 30
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| Taco Toto | You ate a leftover burrito for your final meal. | 20
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| Tape Head | You listened to every tape in the house. | 50
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| Vinyl Vibes | You listened to a single record. | 20
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