| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| 100 DEATHS | Die 100 times. | 20
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| 1000 DEATHS | Die 1000 times. | 30
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| 1ST CHAPTER COMPLETE | Beat the boss of the first chapter. | 30
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| 2ND CHAPTER COMPLETE | Beat the boss of the second chapter. | 40
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| 3RD CHAPTER COMPLETE | Beat the boss of the third chapter. | 30
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| 4TH CHAPTER COMPLETE | Beat the boss of the fourth chapter. | 40
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| ALTERNATIVE END | Find the alternative ending of the game. | 50
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| CURIOUS | Find one third of all exploration points. | 30
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| EASY | Collect all difficulty points. | 30
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| EXPLORER | Find two thirds of all exploration points. | 30
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| EXTREMELY EASY | Collect half of all difficulty points. | 30
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| FIRST CHALLENGES COMPLETE | Complete the 3rd challenge level. | 50
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| GAME COMPLETE | Make it to the end game credits. | 50
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| GIGA BRAIN | EXPLORATION_POINTS_3 | 30
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| GLITCHED | Use the glitch. | 20
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| HUNDRED PERCENT | Admire your beautiful 100% save file in the save slot selection. | 70
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| I'M FRUSTRATED | Find the smiley minigame. | 10
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| INFINITELY EASY | Collect one quarter of all difficulty points. | 30
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| KNOW YOUR LIMITS | Manually change the difficulty. | 30
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| NICE HAT | Show Squid your new hat. | 30
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| SMILE LEVEL 100 | Reach level 100 in the smiley minigame. | 30
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| SPEEDRUN | Start a fresh game and reach the end in less than thirty minutes without using exploration mode. | 50
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| THE SUFFERING BEGINS | Make it to the first challenging level. | 25
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| VERY EASY | Collect three quarters of all difficulty points. | 30
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| WATERRUN | Earn a water drop in evey level while the pump is broken. | 30
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| WELCOME BACK | Return for a 2nd play session. | 30
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| WELCOME TO MY SIMULATION | Start the game. | 15
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| YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL | Find and visit every level. | 40
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| ZERO DEATHS | Make it to the end of the game with zero deaths (without using exploration mode). | 70
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