| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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| Attempted Vehicular Infanticide | Run a baby over with a lawnmower. | 50
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| Baby's First... | You won your first Baby game! | 25
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| Baby's On Fire | AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! | 25
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| Daddy Let Me Drown | Drown 25 Times. | 100
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| Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts | Have five unique buffs at once. | 100
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| Doctor Daddy | Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies. | 200
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| Fruit Based | Feed 25 Fruits to Babies. | 100
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| I'm Your Daddy | You won your first Daddy game! | 50
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| Iced Iced Baby | Freeze in the fridge as a Baby. | 25
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| Life's A Bleach | Drink fifty Gallons of Bleach. | 200
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| Riding Dirty | Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car. | 50
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| Turn a Rat into a Snack | This rat won't be squeaking anymore. | 50
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| What's Cooking? | Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ! | 25
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