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| A Vision of Love | If you love her, let her go, or whatever it was that guy said in the song. | 0
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| All The Small Things | One giant leap for Isabelle-kind. | 0
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| Another For The Cringe Compilation | That wasn't as bad as you thought it would be. | 0
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| Anti-Nicki Propoganda | Yeah, you really can't do this. | 0
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| Bad Vibes In A Blue Tux | Got your check, but why do you feel like this? | 0
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| Beefin' at the Zoo | Come on... | 0
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| Blocking Your Own Blessings | Why did you say that? | 0
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| C'mon Baby, Cry | It's actually really attractive to absolutely lose your mind when told about yourself for even a min. | 0
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| Call you Tracy Chapman... | ...the way you drive these girls away. | 0
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| Can't Stand The Heat? | Meet Inaya. | 0
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| Coming to terms | You need to move on with your life. | 0
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| Commotion at the Pink Lobster | At least you didn't have to cover the bill. | 0
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| Control Freak on a Leash Damn... | Why is your kid better at this than you are? | 0
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| DANGEROUS DOOR | ...that's coming out of your paycheck. | 200
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| Day Drinkin' | At least it helps the biscuits go down. | 0
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| Dead Beat Dad Club | Signs to be a better father. | 200
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| Drama Queen at BVS Pharamcy | You really need to be nicer to strangers. | 0
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| Drowning in a fishtank | ***** or nothing. | 0
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| Fighting the ******** allegations. | And losing. | 0
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| First time in a rich guy's house | Life comes at you fast. Literally. | 0
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| Fish Fear Me | Women Want Me. | 0
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| Fish fry | You deserved that. | 0
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| Fishing for ***** (and failing) | You probably will regret this. | 200
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| Friends with another man? | ...Who probably hates you. | 0
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| Friends... How Many of Us Have Them? | Not many. Not many. | 0
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| Getting on HR's Bad Side | Not the time, noor the place. | 0
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| Guard Down | Could've been the one. | 0
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| HAPPY LATER | It can only wait so long. | 0
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| HAPPY NOW | Okay? Okay. | 0
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| Half a gummie into a new friendship | Sometimes, friends are better. | 0
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| Hanging With The Mean Girl | Friends are nice. | 0
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| Happy Bae-Day | Holding the hand of your two loves. | 0
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| I WINE BECAUSE ABUELITA WHINES | Maybe some other ******* day, but not today. | 0
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| IF PROJECTION WAS A DRUG... | ...You'd still be too sober for this. | 0
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| It gets easier with time | Embraced by another man. | 0
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| It's Okay to Whine A Little | Heavens know you earned it. | 0
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| It's Okay to Wine a Little | C'mon, it'll take the edge off. | 0
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| JUST THINK OF THE CHILDREN! | They're so small! And sad! Just look at them! | 0
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| Just Let the Bad Thoughts Linger | That was certainly something. | 0
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| Let's go to the beach, beach | Thanks for playing! | 0
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| Local Woman Takes High Road For Once | Personal growth? In MY ******? It's more likely than you think. | 0
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| Low Eyes In A Fancy Restaurant | Why is she looking at you like that... | 0
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| No one told me life was gonna be this way | You're glad you have her. | 0
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| Normalest Mom at the Zoo | Mission accomplished. | 0
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| Not-So-Great Feelings At The *** Club | Casual dating *****. | 0
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| Office Romance | No one has to know... | 0
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| Online Harassment | Maybe you should have asked her about her reputation before doing this... | 0
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| Only Technically an L | This is for the best... | 0
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| Opening curtains | Meet Isabelle. | 0
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| Pineapple for Breakfast | Meet Emhari. | 200
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| Putting the "Ex" in "Expectations" | Maybe next time? Don't talk about your divorce so much. | 0
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| Screwing the E-Boy | You're already regretting this. | 0
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| Self Drag | Oops. | 0
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| Straight Bros | Maybe you aren't as straight as you thought. | 0
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| Tell Her You Both Matter, Don't You? | Back at it again at the bad decisions depot! | 0
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| The Little Big Break | Meet Malik. | 200
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| The kind you can depend on | No one ever told you life was gonna be this way. | 0
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| The only thing in your way | NOTHING NOW, ******. | 0
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| Therapy Is An Option | No really, we really need to see one. | 0
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| Therapy sessions in the bedroom | You will get the hang of this eventually. | 0
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| This Edible Got HANDS | You really should have taken half of it. | 0
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| To All the Milves You've Loved Before | At least your baby mother isn't slashing your tires... | 0
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| WAY TO GO, ISA | You don't need friends. They disappoint you. | 0
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| WAY TO GO,-wait, didn't this already happen? | Get it together, girl! | 0
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| WHY I OUGHTA | How much do you think a live burial costs? | 0
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| Wined and fed up | That probably could've been handled better. | 0
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| Worse Theater Etiquette than A. L. Miller | You should probably turn your brightness down. | 0
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