| Achievement | How to unlock | Points
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|---|
| A New Friend Appears | Unlock a character | 20
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| Animal Cruelty | Kill people with traps 100 times | 15
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| Archer | Get shot by arrows 100 times | 35
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| Back to the Basics | Win without any special points | 35
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| Building A Community | Unlock all characters | 75
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| Clutch Performer | Enter sudden death 20 times | 20
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| Comeback Kid | Score 50 comeback points | 35
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| Craftsperson | Attach two blocks together with glue | 15
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| Droppin' Bills | Die with the coin 10 times | 35
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| Engineer | Glue four blocks together | 35
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| Full Wardrobe | Unlock all outfits | 75
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| Gettin' Fancy | Unlock an outfit | 20
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| Gettin' the Hang of It | Play 10 games | 15
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| Goon | Get hit with a hockey puck 100 times | 35
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| Greedy McGreedster | Get 50 coins | 35
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| Magellan | Unlock all levels | 75
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| Neat and Nimble | Wall jump 1000 times | 20
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| Necromancer Dancer | Get 10 post-mortem points | 35
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| Not So Sharp | Die on barbed wire 10 times | 15
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| Seasoned Vet | Play 30 games | 35
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| Showoff | Play 50 games online | 35
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| Solo Master | Score 100 solo points | 35
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| Space-Time Cadet | Teleport 50 times | 20
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| Spaghetti Award | Die 50 times in a black hole | 35
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| Takin' On the World! | Play online with a local friend | 15
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| Techie | Play 10 games online | 20
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| Threat to Public Security | Place 1000 traps | 35
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| Trappist | Place 200 traps | 15
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| Ultimate Expert | Play 100 games | 75
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| Wilhelm Audition | Fall into the void 100 times | 20
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| Young Explorer | Unlock a level | 15
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